It's one of those moments

The new Sephiroth

<Tatl> Maliki: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 5, 8, 3, 9, 8, 5, 10, 3, 6, 6, 3, 1, 2, 7, 1, 3, 10 and 5. Total: 106. Successes: 15.
<DM> *You jam the blade into the handle. After a moment, the handle suddenly flashes brightly, and you feel the blade crumble to dust in your hand. There's also some cuts along your hand where the blade was, as you take 1 bleed damage (neutral).*
<Kappa> So... I guess that's a no
<Amilena> I'm telling you, next the moon will start dropping out of the sky.
* Kappa kicks Amilena out of the window
* Kappa has kicked Amilena from #zurpg (You were kicked out of the window and landed on the surface of the sun!)
* Amilena (~DarkLink4@137.150.215.57) has joined
<Amilena> Irony.
<DM> (...... please tell me that was randomized)
<Kappa> (Yes)
<Serikka_Tonatsu> ((BRILLIANCE))
* Kappa kicks Serikka_Tonatsu out of the window
* Kappa has kicked Serikka_Tonatsu from #zurpg (You were kicked out of the window and landed on Kefka!)
* Serikka_Tonatsu (~ThatOneGu@CPE-65-31-178-8.wi.res.rr.com) has joined
* ChanServ gives voice to Serikka_Tonatsu
<DM> (Kappa, you're starting to gain Sephiroth level powers and are thus scaring me.)
<DM> ................
<DM> .......................................................................................................................................
<DM> ....... right as I say that line
<DM> .... that happens

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Later:
<Maliki> "can you wright Serikka_Tonatsu ?"
<Maliki> *dangit
<Maliki> (Dangit!)
<Maliki> *miss
* Serikka_Tonatsu takes out a piece of paper
* Sephiroth has quit (Connection reset by peer)
* X__X is now known as Phoenix
* Phoenix can totally wright.
* Serikka_Tonatsu writes downthing something on the paperyes of the write
* Phoenix is now known as X__X
<Amilena> (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy7NVfkEsvQ)
* Kappa kicks X__X out of the window
* Kappa has kicked X__X from #zurpg (You were kicked out of the window and landed in the courtroom as the defendant!)
* X__X (~WindStrik@24.246.165.68) has joined
* Serikka_Tonatsu writes down yes and shows it to Maliki
<Amilena> (Now that's just getting weird)
<Kappa> (Oh god)
<Maliki> "ok that will making life easy"
<Kappa> (Why do my kicks have to be this relevant?)

Taking the new skill for a test drive

<Kirran> I think I broke reality with that one.
<Silker> Well, try surviving a 17 damage attack with 10 hearts
<Kirran> I just used the new critical skill (mortal strike) and got it on the first try.
<DM> *The bomb arrow pierces PinkBokoblin in the head. Before the pink one is allowed to die, the arrow rotates inside of its head and fires the bomb itself downwards into the pink one's heart. The bomb cascades along a wave of beautiful explosions before Michael Bay orchestrates a shockwave of doom from the remains of PinkBokoblin. The shockwave passes over you all, restoring you all to full health, and the sky explodes spontaneously as you all walk away from it.
<DM> Cool guys walk away from explosions, dude.*

Needs more sunglasses

<Brother_Thomas> but why would he send the recipe and the bluepring back?
<Brother_Thomas> I need to know what troubles you had in retrieving it
<Brother_Thomas> was it guarded?
Gurloz doesn't want to talk about doors again...
<+Silker> It was guarded.
<+Silker> It was being guarded by a fake Christopher Belmont
<Brother_Thomas> My god
<+Kirran> He saw the light though.
<+Kirran> (heh)
Brother_Thomas is shocked at this revelation
WindStrike high-fives Kirran.

Sephiroth's kicks...

<~Sephiroth> make it so if you escape from a battle, you run around frantically while rupees pop out of your head and fly all over the room.
* Sephiroth flees.
<&WindStrike> hahahahah
* WindStrike sees Rupees pop out of Sephiroth's head as he flees.
* Sephiroth kicks WindStrike out the window.
<-- Sephiroth has kicked WindStrike from #zurpgchat (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on me. What? «19,534»)
<&WindStrike> wait
<&WindStrike> WHAT
<~Sephiroth> wat
<&WindStrike> REALLY
* Sephiroth kicks WindStrike out the window.
<-- Sephiroth has kicked WindStrike from #zurpgchat (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the UPS truck! (Go to your room.) «19,535»)
<&WindStrike> I just got stabbed by a fountain of rupees.
<&WindStrike> and then shipped back to my room

Do not attempt to use Throw on Infernal Nightmare

<DM> *FIRE IN THE HOLE!
* Sephiroth extinguishes the spirit of his sword, causing all enemies to go up in an explosive massacre brimming with destructive flames. HEARTLESS ANGEL!
<Sephiroth> $28d10
<Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 10, 2, 2, 10, 7, 1, 3, 7, 3, 3, 9, 10, 10, 1, 1, 6, 2, 7, 2, 10, 2, 1, 5, 1, 4, 1 and 6. Total: 136. Successes: 19.
<Sephiroth> Roll your Wisdom +10 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
<Sephiroth> Damage: +0
<Sephiroth> EFFECT: Target(s) hit are trapped inside an Infernal Nightmare.
<Sephiroth> EFFECT 1: Anyone outside the barrier cannot hit anyone inside the barrier. Likewise, anyone inside cannot hit anyone outside.
<Sephiroth> EFFECT 2: Everyone inside the Infernal Nightmare cannot recover Hearts or Magic.
<Sephiroth> EFFECT 3: At the start of each round, all targets inside take 8 Neutral Damage and lose 8 Magic.
<Sephiroth> EFFECT 4: The barrier has Hearts and Magic equal to the Total Difference in successes from the initial attack.
<Sephiroth> EFFECT 5: The barrier's Defense Dice equals the highest difference in successes from the initial attack.
<Sephiroth> EFFECT 6: The barrier is considered a new target, and can be attacked by any means.
<Sephiroth> Non-Magic-based attacks to the barrier reduces its Hearts.
<Sephiroth> Magic-based attacks to the barrier reduces its Magic.
<Sephiroth> DURATION: Infernal Nightmare lasts until it's Hearts and Magic are reduced to 0.
<DM> $10d10 for RedDarknut
<Navi> DM: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 1, 10, 3, 1, 1, 5, 1, 7 and 5. Total: 38. Successes: 5.
<DM> 19 - 5 = 14 - 4 = 10 damage to RedDarknut
<DM> total success difference = 14 + 19 = 33
<DM> ..... it's sooooo stuck
<DM> *Poe attempts to call EA's Customer Service desk for help, but its cry for attention is cut short by a massive barrier of flames that instantly incinerates all of its remaining hopes and replacing its remains with a hamburger.
<DM> $remove Poe
<Navi> Round 2: RedDarknut, Darte, Anyastasia, Hal and Sephiroth
<Sephiroth> 3h, 1m | Infernal Nightmare: 33h, 33m
<DM> RedDarknut - 15h | +2 Temporary RP
<SubconsciousEye> $recall
* DM uses Poe's tears to refreshes Sephiroth's magic.
* Hal watches the Heartless Angel destroy everything inside.
* Sephiroth just begins charging. Again.
<Sephiroth> $endturn
<Navi> Round 2 Over!
<Navi> Round 3: RedDarknut, Darte, Anyastasia, Hal and Sephiroth
<Sephiroth> 3h, 5m
<DM> *RedDarknut takes 8 neutral damage.
<Sephiroth> 3h, 5m | Infernal Nightmare: 33h, 33m
<DM> RedDarknut - 7h | +2 Temporary RP
<DM> *RedDarknut tries in futility to......
<Darte> 6h 7m | Delayed 1
<DM> *RedDarknut does an equipment switch to drop its Smash Hammer.
<DM> *RedDarknut then does the unthinkable...
<DM> *RedDarknut..... uses Throw... on Infernal Nightmare. First, roll to pick it up!
<DM> ATTACK 1: Roll your Power dice vs. targets' Power dice
<DM> Damage: None
<DM> IF SUCCESS: You manage to pick the target up! Throw them at another target using ATTACK 2, which uses the same success rate for you.
<DM> $22d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 4, 8, 6, 2, 7, 5, 3, 8, 10, 5, 4, 2, 4, 5, 2, 9, 6, 5, 9, 2 and 8. Total: 117. Successes: 14.
<DM> *RedDarknut then attempts to throw Infernal Nightmare at Darte!
<Sephiroth> $19d10
<Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 1, 1, 1, 1, 5, 2, 8, 10, 5, 2, 7, 10, 4, 4, 4, 6, 1 and 4. Total: 86. Successes: 11.
<DM> *Yeah, it picks it up. Somehow.
<DM> *In its attempt to throw it at Darte, it encounters a paradox...
<DM> "EFFECT 1: Anyone outside the barrier cannot hit anyone inside the barrier. Likewise, anyone inside cannot hit anyone outside."
<SubconsciousEye> ((Would Darte's nightmare be the Darte Board?))
<DM> (YUS)
* Hal kicks SubconsciousEye out of the window
* Hal has kicked SubconsciousEye from #zurpg (You were kicked out of the window and landed in the middle of an Undertale Genocide run! You're going to have a bad time...)
* Sephiroth kicks Hal out the window.
* Sephiroth has kicked Hal from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a cow! «19,859»)
* Hal waits as time is locked in place
<Anyastasia> *nyo time in this
<DM> *RedDarknut manages to throw Infernal Nightmare at a target outside of the barrier. As a result, it throws itself as well into the Infernal Nightmare which then redirects to itself, thus causing a black hole to appear to suck in both Red Darknut and the Infernal Nightmare... However, because RedDarknut is inside of the Infernal Nightmare, Black Hole cannot suck in RedDarknut, and thus Infernal Nightmare paradoxes the Black Hole into a boot to the head as DM eat's Poe's tasty hamburger remains. As a result, RedDarknut throws Infernal Nightmare at itself back to himself to the boot outside of itself back to the future into a lovely walrus that snorts itself as the universe reasserts itself. Michael Bay's applause from the Implosion ^ 5 effect distorts the concept of all explosions, and thus, Bob Ross is now painting the calming destruction of existence ^ existence.
<DM> *TL;dr, RedDarknut dies.

Highest Damage Combo on Record

<DM> [Gilgamesh]: Well then, I see you're all done charging. Bring all that you got!
<DM> *Annnd what the heck, Gilgamesh is Staggered from the building.
<DM> "Gilgamesh" 271h, 874m | STAGGERING!
<DM> [Gilgamesh]: The DM is forced to end this soon, and despite my attempts to destroy you all, it seems there are two of you that I am incapable of damaging no matter what I do. I shall accept your attacks!
* Sephiroth looms eerily over Gilgamesh's head.
* Fireblast would respond to that in a snarky way, but she is dead
* Darte thumbs his nose at Gilgamesh, nearly trimming the tip off in the process. Don't thumb your nose with blades in your hand..
* Darte lays. It. Down.
<Darte> White Sword!
<Darte> Stab:
<Darte> Roll your Courage dice vs. targets' Courage dice
<Darte> Damage: +6
<Darte> IF FAIL: Target can Counterattack you, regardless of CONDITIONS.
<Darte> $52d10
<Navi> Darte: You rolled 52 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 293. Successes: 38.
<Darte> Blitz Ace!
<Darte> Roll your Courage +12 dice vs. targets' Courage dice
<Darte> Damage: +0
<Darte> EFFECT: If it hits, you identify the enemy’s movements; causing you and your allies to gain 5 Dice when attacking and defending against that target.
<Darte> $64d10
<Navi> Darte: You rolled 64 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 333. Successes: 39.
<Darte> $64d10
<Navi> Darte: You rolled 64 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 327. Successes: 42.
<Darte> The Blade of my People!
<Darte> (wait scratch)
<Darte> Then plant the sword into the ground and leap into the air using its hilt as leverage; firing a tightly-compressed ball of Water at the target:
<Darte> Roll your Wisdom dice vs. targets' Courage dice
<Darte> Damage: +15
<Darte> EFFECT: If it hits, target loses 10 Attack Dice
<Darte> $40d10
<Navi> Darte: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 2, 2, 10, 7, 1, 8, 3, 7, 10, 6, 8, 10, 9, 8, 10, 4, 2, 10, 10, 6, 9, 1, 2, 6, 3, 4, 5, 8, 8, 8, 9, 9, 10, 9, 6, 10, 6, 9 and 6. Total: 262. Successes: 37.
<Darte> Stab:
<Darte> Roll your Courage -3 dice vs. targets' Courage dice
<Darte> Damage: +8
<Darte> IF FAIL: Target can Counterattack you, regardless of CONDITIONS.
<Darte> $10d10
<Navi> Darte: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 5, 3, 5, 3, 1, 5, 6, 3 and 4. Total: 40. Successes: 5.
<Darte> $59d10
<Navi> Darte: You rolled 59 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 363. Successes: 46.
* Darte finishes the whirlwind of blades. Is that... steam rising from his fishy skin?
* Darte may have cooked himself this time...
<DM> *Darte starts the assault off with a stab to the chest. He then leaps off of it, spins around and dashes back and forth several times with Brotherhood's Blitz Ace before launching a ball of water. Copying Gilgamesh's MEDOKEN attempt, Darte propels his final stab attack with the ball of water, blasting right through Gilgamesh and cooking himself into a fish in the process.
* Fireblast has her dead corpse give Darte a thumbs up for cooking himself
<Darte> 10h 0m
* Sephiroth descends from the heavens, despite being underground. and proceeds to pierce Gilgamesh's head with a downward stab via Death Leap
<Sephiroth> Roll your Power +15 dice vs. targets' Power dice
<Sephiroth> Damage: +15
<Sephiroth> $41d10
<Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 10, 1, 3, 9, 8, 1, 9, 4, 7, 2, 3, 9, 6, 2, 6, 10, 10, 5, 10, 7, 1, 3, 9, 9, 6, 9, 4, 9, 8, 10, 9, 7, 1, 2, 6, 9, 2, 5, 3 and 9. Total: 244. Successes: 31.
<DM> *Sephiroth comes hurtling down from above, riding a Meteor down along with Death Leap, so Sephiroth, roll Meteor as well!
<Sephiroth> $94d10
<Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 94 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 486. Successes: 58.
<DM> (he lept into the sky to grab a meteor as a surfboard, clearly)
* Hal just watches in awe as the whole spectacle unfolds, amazed that he survived the whole ordeal
* Fireblast meanwhile is just a dead female Subrosian
<DM> 58 + 15 = 73 damage
<Sephiroth> 31 + 15 = 46 damage.
<Sephiroth> 73 + 46 = 119 damage total from me.
<Sephiroth> and now its time for me to pass out. ZOINK!
<DM> *Sephiroth's meteor lands squarely on Gilgamesh as his sword impales through the corpse of the meteor into Gilgamesh, with the subsequent series of explosions and the blast wave empowering Strife's follow-up.
<DM> [Strife]: I now... remember.
<DM> [Strife]: Now that you've faced despair... OMNISLASH!
<Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 6, 1, 8, 5, 7, 6, 5, 6, 4, 8, 9, 8, 5, 5, 5, 9, 5, 5, 3, 10, 5, 6, 4, 7, 4, 8, 3, 2, 5, 9, 8, 1, 10, 5, 5, 6, 1, 10 and 2. Total: 227. Successes: 33.
<Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 7, 10, 2, 2, 5, 7, 10, 9, 1, 2, 9, 6, 8, 2, 3, 1, 10, 5, 3, 5, 4, 1, 5, 3, 6, 9, 9, 6, 9, 10, 10, 5, 10, 2, 7, 4, 8, 7 and 3. Total: 230. Successes: 32.
<Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 9, 1, 4, 6, 3, 6, 7, 3, 1, 10, 7, 4, 10, 1, 7, 6, 10, 5, 1, 8, 5, 1, 3, 4, 3, 10, 7, 10, 6, 10, 8, 4, 10, 2, 10, 2, 8, 6 and 4. Total: 231. Successes: 32.
<Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 6, 1, 2, 6, 2, 8, 1, 2, 2, 2, 10, 7, 3, 3, 10, 5, 2, 7, 5, 8, 6, 2, 1, 6, 4, 10, 7, 1, 6, 1, 9, 1, 2, 10, 6, 3, 7, 7 and 4. Total: 193. Successes: 25.
<Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 8, 3, 5, 10, 5, 5, 5, 7, 2, 9, 4, 7, 1, 4, 2, 4, 4, 9, 5, 10, 10, 3, 1, 1, 2, 7, 4, 9, 3, 7, 8, 1, 10, 3, 1, 5, 7, 5 and 1. Total: 206. Successes: 26.
<Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 3, 4, 5, 3, 8, 7, 6, 1, 6, 10, 10, 6, 3, 10, 7, 5, 6, 10, 3, 9, 7, 1, 9, 6, 3, 9, 10, 10, 3, 1, 8, 6, 4, 3, 8, 1, 9, 4 and 2. Total: 234. Successes: 31.
<Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 4, 2, 10, 6, 1, 6, 10, 7, 5, 3, 6, 2, 3, 4, 7, 6, 3, 7, 6, 6, 7, 3, 1, 1, 5, 9, 1, 4, 2, 3, 8, 6, 4, 8, 2, 5, 3, 2 and 2. Total: 185. Successes: 22.
<Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 4, 7, 9, 7, 1, 6, 3, 3, 3, 8, 8, 10, 1, 9, 1, 6, 7, 2, 9, 9, 4, 7, 4, 7, 5, 5, 1, 7, 6, 2, 5, 10, 8, 4, 7, 8, 10, 9 and 1. Total: 231. Successes: 29.
<DM> rolling for all crits
<Navi> DM: You rolled 8 Dice with 3 Sides. Results: 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 1 and 1. Total: 14.
<DM> *3 and 6 are crits
<DM> +10 on all of those in terms of damage
<DM> *Strife, empowered by the explosion from the meteor, is sent hurtling into the sky before landing with the final blow, dealing 50 damage on the last attack.
<DM> okay, lemme calculate those damages...
<DM> White Sword: 44 Damage
<DM> Blitz Ace 1: 39 Damage
<DM> Blitz Ace 2: 42 Damage
<DM> Blitz Ace 3: 42 Damage
<DM> Zora Blade: 54 Damage
<DM> Meteor + Death Leap: 119 Damage
<DM> Omnislash 1: 43 Damage
<DM> Omnislash 2: 42 Damage
<DM> Omnislash 3: 61 Damage
<DM> Omnislash 4: 35 Damage
<DM> Omnislash 5: 36 Damage
<DM> Omnislash 6: 60 Damage
<DM> Omnislash 7: 32 Damage
<DM> Omnislash 8: 39 Damage
<DM> Omnislash 9: 50 Damage
<DM> Fireblast Burn from Corpse: 2 Damage
<DM> *740 Damage and a ton of attacks later, the sheer impact completely levels whatever remains of Old Hyrule Castle Town, causing the Interdimensional Rift to open and send him hurtling through it twice over. The Rift itself destabilizes into a Black Hole, and the impact of his velocity slamming into the center of the Black Hole supernovas the entirety of the Rift.
<DM> *In the end, from the rubble of all the buildings... Gilgamesh rises again.... with -469 Hearts. As his profile says, even if he dies, he cannot be killed.
<DM> [Gilgamesh]: I don't think even the entirety of every world's most powerful attacks combined into one could've possibly topped that. That was BRILLIANT! An excellent fight from you all! I'd join your party, but ZURPG's rules don't allow zombies to become party members.
* Fireblast takes a neutral damage to drop into -1h
<DM> [Gilgamesh]: I shall return to my world now! ...........
<DM> [Gilgamesh]: .......... how do I get back?
* DM kicks Gilgamesh back into the Rift, despite it being on an infinite supernova loop.

The irony of Agahnim's death

Agahnim had Dark Phasing, which meant that any attacks aimed at him would phase right through him unless the room was lit up with black torches or he is marked by dark flames. Considering that, what happened to him here was completely ironic.

<DM> Agahnim: 164h, 363m | -8 Courage | +14 Attack Dice, -3 Defense Dice | Black Fired
<Kirran> Kirran and Hal are launching a combo attack.
* Dex continues to charge for 2 more actions.
* Fireblast is now creating a pool of blood, thanks to the shenanigans of that other quest
* Kirran launches two arrows, but not in immediate succession.
<Kirran> The first is a super bomb arrow.
<Kirran> Roll power
<Hal> $19d10
<Navi> Hal: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 7, 2, 9, 10, 7, 7, 3, 9, 7, 3, 6, 9, 8, 2, 8, 4, 8 and 6. Total: 119. Successes: 14.
<Kirran> $45d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 2, 9, 10, 7, 10, 9, 9, 5, 1, 1, 9, 5, 7, 1, 4, 6, 8, 10, 9, 7, 7, 2, 2, 5, 9, 4, 2, 2, 2, 8, 2, 4, 7, 2, 1, 6, 1, 9, 10, 2, 10, 9, 6 and 6. Total: 257. Successes: 34.
* Hal takes no damage anyway
<DM> $20d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 9, 2, 8, 8, 10, 4, 4, 1, 6, 9, 10, 10, 1, 2, 1, 8, 4, 4 and 4. Total: 115. Successes: 14.
<Dex> $1d4
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 2.
<Dex> $31d10
<DM> *Annnd all the Void Armos just get annihilated from the super bomb arrow.
<Kirran> 10 damage minus armor.
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 9, 6, 3, 9, 7, 2, 8, 2, 8, 7, 1, 9, 4, 8, 8, 8, 2, 9, 4, 1, 8, 3, 1, 10, 3, 8, 3, 7, 1 and 8. Total: 171. Successes: 18.
<DM> $35d10 for Ahlma
<Navi> DM: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 10, 3, 3, 8, 9, 5, 5, 1, 2, 2, 1, 10, 5, 9, 8, 3, 1, 7, 7, 1, 5, 9, 2, 4, 2, 9, 7, 9, 10, 4, 9, 9, 7 and 2. Total: 189. Successes: 23.
<DM> *Ahlma takes 5 damage.
<DM> [Ahlma]: Woah, warn me next time you fire one of those!
<Kirran> The second arrow follows. A black phasing arrow timed to strike shortly after a magical attack from Hal.
* Hal fires a Slow Missle to combine with Kirran's Phasing Bolt, to form a bolt that runs off the Phasing Arrow's Attack Stat but carries the -3 Courage.
<Hal> *on hit
* Melizea_Fiammetta walks into the scene.
<Hal> (And Aghanim will roll Power here)
<Kirran> Roll courage
<Kirran> $45d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 6, 7, 1, 6, 8, 2, 7, 8, 7, 5, 6, 9, 6, 2, 5, 7, 6, 4, 8, 10, 6, 6, 6, 4, 6, 9, 3, 4, 5, 4, 10, 10, 10, 10, 6, 8, 2, 3, 6, 8, 7, 1, 7 and 3. Total: 270. Successes: 38.
<Hal> (What do I roll?)
<DM> (not bothering on the power roll, it's hit by the super bomb)
<DM> (hang on, the slow missile is the predominant attack, right?
<Hal> (Nope)
<Hal> (The Phasing Arrow is)
<DM> *Bolts of corrupted energy circle around Agahnim...
<Hal> (And it will carry the -3 Courage on hit)
<DM> (huh, so no damage in the end?
<DM> (roll Wisdom anyways)
* Darte has an idea. "Hey, lizard! Do you swear to be my blade for the next few minutes?"
<Hal> $25d10
<Navi> Hal: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 2, 9, 8, 5, 6, 8, 1, 2, 3, 4, 7, 2, 6, 1, 7, 10, 1, 7, 10, 1, 3, 8, 2 and 5. Total: 120. Successes: 15.
<Dex> Less go dawg!
* Darte nods. "Contract signed!" He leaps over, grabbing the lizalfos in his mouth and holding the Brotherhood and Scimitars in each hand.
<Kirran> (Does the combo arrow hit Wind?)
* Dex is ready to unleash a 4 action charged Soulgouge.
<DM> *Yeah, the combo arrow hits.
<Kirran> (Then the boss is dead.)
<DM> -ROUND 7-
<DM> (how?)
<Hal> *The combo Arrow hits! cutting 3 Courage and giving it Phased Out*
<Kirran> Phasing arrow
<Hal> *And he dies before he can react*
<DM> (..... oh wow)
<Kirran> He hit 0 courage on that attack

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A little while later...

<DM> -ENDING 1-
<DM> *Hal fires a Slow Missile at Kirran, who then fires a Black Arrow that absorbs the Slow Missile and zooms towards Agahnim, phasing straight through the Void Armos. It pierces straight through Agahnim, freezing the black flames around him in place before causing it to just consume Agahnim as he gets phased out of existence.
<DM> *I'm giving Hal and Kirran extra kudo rewards for that one.

(Non-canon) Infinitely Recursive Dex

In a nutshell, Dex decided that he would toy with the idea that, because Darte wielded him as a weapon, he could use his Imitation Staff to make infinite copies of himself and attack Aganhim using them. This was the result of such insane shenanigans.
Disclaimer: None of these events are canon and this will be prohibited in any serious context.

<DM> -ENDING 2-
<SubconsciousEye> *Disclaimer: No landscapes were destroyed in the making of this scene. Maybe.
<DM> *Hal fires a Slow Missile at Kirran, who then fires a Black Arrow that absorbs the Slow Missile and zooms towards Agahnim, phasing straight through the Void Armos. However, before it can pierce Agahnim, Melizea, Dex, and Darte are flung at Agahnim, all of them leaping off the black arrow and gaining black fire on all of their attacks.
<DM> *Somehow, through the mystical ancient arts of Dex using an imitiation staff to dual-wield Darte triple-wielding Dex and so on and so forth, combined with Melizea's drive blade just overdriving and overheating on repeat, thus causing her blades to explode on repeat, which then cause the explosions to bounce you all repeatedly back and forth in an infinite omnislash death loop around Agahnim, but then also causing Agahnim to infinitely
<DM> proc Doombolt over and over and over...
<Kirran> $1d3
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2.
<DM> *Dex, your repeated soulgouging creates an infinite number of Negative Agahnims, thus giving you the power to infinitely proc Doombolt each time you're hit, the collisions of all swords braying against swords against Agahnim against more swords, the speed of you all turning into rockets, the sheer number of explosions from recursive Dex syndrome, and infinite amounts of shockwaves...
<Darte> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XCbqHXZaKw
<Kefka> YouTube: Legend of Mana - Pain the Universe - Views: 170,228 - Length: 3:23 - Uploaded: 2008-07-26 - User: Ender Rydel - Likes: 498 - Dislikes: 5
<DM> *The sheer magnitude of the force of this attack expands further outwards, the magnificence annihilating the whole dungeon, flooring Gerudo Valley, flooding all of Hyrule with explosions, punching holes through the planet, wiping out the galaxy, and falcon punching the universe itself...
<Hal> (BTW, I am going to add a special ruling that specifically prohibits infinetely recursive Dex)
<DM> $1d4
<Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 1.
<DM> *And yet, despite that....
<Hal> (I get things are shenaningous, but this is just no)
<DM> *Dex survives all of them from auto-dodging it all. All. Of. It.
<DM> *Except now he's in the vacuum of a lack of existence, and thus his auto-dodge is null and valid. He receives a boot to the head and is knocked out of existence.
* DM has kicked Dex from #zurpg (A BOOT TO THE HEAD!)

Welcome to Hell!

* Corsava Flips the coin into the air. I wish to siphon all of the dark magic away from the Morkary into my dark mark.
<DM> *Majora's Morkary begins to rumble from the song being played being weakened as it turns it's attention to Mima.
<Corsava> $1d10
<Navi> Corsava: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 10. Successes: 2.
<Corsava> $1d10
<DM> Ahahaha
<Navi> Corsava: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 7. Successes: 1.
<DM> (Coin can't be rerolled)
<DM> Ten Sided Coins also can not be rerolled, at all.
* DM dies laughing
<HYPEMAN> (whelp)
<HYPEMAN> (whelp, we just double evolved the boss)
<DM> *Corsava, flip the coin*
<Corsava> $1d2
<Navi> Corsava: You flipped 1 coin. Result: Heads.
<Corsava> Majora^2's Morkary^2
<DM> *Corsava, the coin lands onto your dark mark with a thud. Your Cursed Mark begins to open up to form a vortex; sucking up Morkary's madness. As it's madness is sucked away, it floods you with Majora's madness. Your Cursed Mark expands until it consumes you. The cursed mark then closes up you are nowhere to be found*
<Firiann> Mechkary
<DM> *As for you Corsava, you descend into hell. Satan himself laughs at you as he answers the customer service desk for EA. You touch the lava and then you turn into a hamburger. Did the devil order a burger?*
* Corsava vanishes in a chorus of horrid laughter and screams
<HYPEMAN> I WOULD LIKE A HAMBURGER
<Dhoo> OH WELL, LOUD STINKY LADY IS GONE
<Dhoo> DHOO STILL HAS PLAN
<DM> *You pass out. You now exist at the bottom of the abyss. Fran charges into you, knocking you over as he explodes and KEESE & CO takes his remains up to heaven. Zoidberg then hovers over your shoulders, slurking you and your Dark mark*
<DM> *Morkary's madness has been solved, and so have you*
<HYPEMAN> (And thus Corsava was written out of the quest)
<DM> *Morkary is back to normal, without any extra bonuses*
<DM> $remoeve Corsava
<DM> $remove Corsava
<Navi> Round 3: HYPEMAN, Firiann, Morkary, Morkary and Dhoo

Corsava's Nuclear Bomb

Corsava smashes the Nuclear super mask of deadification on it
<Kirran> Darte every day: https://imgur.com/RSDlZWn
<DM> *Corsava, you manage to sneak the Bomb Mask onto its faceplate! It starts to sizzle, but it looks like it may take some time before it properly goes off.
<DM> *After furbishing itself with Darte's blood, the Shadowbeast goes into Camouflage once more.
Corsava is immediately wide eyed with sudden horror at what I've done Oh... right.
<Corsava> Well... Its dead now, just... not yet
Hal le silently facepalms and creeps into the southern hallway to avoid getting gimped by the oncoming explosion.
Corsava downs potions as I flee
<DM> *Interloper now aims at... Corsava!
<DM> *Interloper uses Shadow Speed, then goes in for.... Shadow Dash!
<DM> *Interloper forms a blade of darkness, then quickly dashes at a target, dealing Full Neutral Damage. Roll Courage!
Kirran sneaks away while there is mass confusion.

Some time passes, Shadow Beast gets turned into a frog (*cough* Dex Gamebreaker *cough*) among other shenanigans as Hal and Kirran escape the island with Darte's corpse before the bomb explodes

<DM> *Okay, the frog, right as it's about to revert back to the Shadowbeast, suddenly screeches out in pain, in a mix of a gurgle from a frog whimper and a screech of a shadowbeast. It is the unholiest scream/roar/thing any of you have ever heard in the existence of anything.
<Hal> 6h 12m | +6 Armor | +5 Courage
<DM> *Or more accurately, it sounds like a screaming version of this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA
<DM> *The sound is squashed, vanquished into the abyss when the Bomb Mask goes off, completely nuking the giant frog, splaying initially its guts everywhere, but those guts are consumed by the fiery wrath of a $150d10 explosion.
<DM> $150d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 150 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 846. Successes: 114.
<Kirran> $1d3
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
<Hal> (Hal should be on the rock, 150 feet down
<Kirran> Worth a try
<DM> *Interloper, right as it melds with the darkness and is about to go Solid Snake, suddenly finds the darkness itself completely vanish. The Interloper melts into a wave of flames, disintegrating in an instant as all darkness on the entire island is momentarily vanquished into nothingness.
<DM> *Mask Man launches the boulder at that instant. Corsava, you try to reach the Mask Man, but instead you are now flatly in-between a massive kiloton explosion behind you and a disturbingly sized meteor-turned-Goron-boulder infused with madness and turned into paper followed by the dissipation of madness as you shrink into nothingness.
<DM> $100d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 100 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 537. Successes: 65.
Darte is covering Corsava
Darte /sad
<DM> *Sorry, Kirran sniped your body earlier.
Darte 's limp corpse can totally help
<Darte> (Yeh)
<DM> *Dex, despite a massive explosion encompassing the ENTIRE ISLAND, you manage to somehow dodge all of it. You are currently phased out of existence for the duration of this explosion.
Corsava throws my trident so the blast will fling it towards a floating land area
<DM> *Corsava, at the last instant, right when you should be dead, you chuck your trident that you previously infused with Madness and you manage to zip down to the south. I'll resolve that when I get to Kirran/Hal.
Dex uses his phased out time to drink a green potion to restore half his magic.
<Dex> 15h 15m | phased, feeling really pleased with himself.
<DM> *The Goron super boulder tumbles down the hill, but it itself ends up burning away. Its large rolling eyes emit tears of burning blood, pain, and sadness as its skin turns to charred flesh, and it also follows up with a truly horrendous scream that goes in harmony with the scream of the now-dead super frog.
<Dex> $endturn
<Kirran> Rip Baegba
<DM> *The explosion rips through the Goron and shockwaves into Mask Man, the sheer force of it launching him far off into the distance and past the island, out of sight. You all have no idea what happened to him.
<DM> *Meanwhile, at the south end, Hal and Kirran are using the Song of Soaring to fly down off the end of the island. Hal, with his headstart, manages to get off the island and land on the first rock.
<DM> *Kirran, using Darte's corpse as a literal surfing Darteboard, you use his corpse first as a shield against the blast, charring his remains and turning them into rocket fuel while you rocket-surf down off the island.
<Darte> pchoooooooo
<Darte> http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004635
<Kirran> Darte right now: https://imgur.com/xwgDzBE
<DM> *The two of you are about to land on the mainland when a trident suddenly zips past you and, right as it's about to impact the ground ahead of you, it transforms into Corsava as she ukemis in front of you, brandishing her newly acquired Mirror Sword.
<Kirran> $1d3
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Results: 2. Total: 2.
<DM> *Kirran, you land softly on the ground just as the rest of Darte's flesh turns to nothingness.
Hal sighs.
<Corsava> Ohohoh s*** you guys! I can NOT believe the size of that blast!
<DM> *With his bunny hood, he actually ends up landing right next to Corsava. You two tied for getting out!
Kirran kindly sweeps up Darte's ashes into a bottle.
<DM> *Raine hovers into said bottle and starts devouring said ashes.
<Hal> "Welp, it's just the three of us now. Unless that blasted Dex Gamebreaker somehow lived that"
<DM> [Raine]: Aww, it's not blueberry flavored like I imagined. Sadness.
<Darte> Pour me over Termina Bay
<Corsava> Probably. He's enough of a loot whore to have something
<DM> *Suddenly, from 500 feet up, Dex rockets down and lands next to you. He should be dead from the impact, but thanks to the traits of an Eyegouger....... he lands softly next to you. As if physics momentarily breaks to accomodate his landing into a courtesy bow.
Dex bows.
<Kirran> https://imgur.com/26G1DQU
Corsava Grins Explosioneer Dex. does a curtsy
Hal stares at Dex; the fox completely dubstruck by how he somehow lived the explosion.
Dex waves.
Kirran is not the least bit surprised.
<DM> *Corsava, you notice the Bomb Mask slowly begin to rematerialize in your inventory. It looks like it'll be some time before it's back.
<DM> *Raine continues to go full carnivore on Darte's ashes.

Darte does a Fran

<DM> [Twili2]: Hmm, seems none of you are possessed. You are free to go! Just uhh... don't look down.
<DM> *As far as you all can tell, there is still a giant gap between the two sides. You're not entirely sure what they mean by "free to go".
Corsava shrugs and steps up
Dex gently shoves Corsava into the open spot.
Darte readies his hookshot
Hal steps towards the edge, putting a foot out to check if he can walk over it.
<DM> *Corsava, you step into the air and...... instead of falling into that swirling abyss that you guys have seen before (and that you've personally experienced)... you instead gravitate towards the other side, slowly falling towards it.
Darte fires the hookshot.
<DM> *Hal, you try a foot, and you end up getting pulled along with Corsava.
<Hal> (Hookshot won't reach there)
<DM> *Darte, you..... oh no.
<Corsava> Uh...buddy?
Kirran follows stealthily behind. He pats a Twili on the shoulder as he passes and says quietly "thanks".
<DM> *Darte, the pull of the hookshot not only flings you into the gravity pull, buuuuut it overshots you waaaaay tooooooo fast.
<Kirran> (Looks like Team Darte is blasting off again)
<DM> *You all see your fish-faced teammate zip by you, past the other side, and splatter into the outer walls of the Twilight Palace.
<Darte> *31 deaths
<DM> *Twili3 on the other side does a triple take.
<Corsava> Oh no!
<DM> [Twili3]: WHAT THE F-
<Darte> And here I was trying to save Corsava from falling
<Dex> steps onto the thingy and goes across too.
<Darte> (I should know better by now)
<DM> [Twili4]: WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT?!
<Hal> (Darte is now officially Fran 2.0)
Hal ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<Hal> Looks like we have another Fran in the making
<DM> *And by the time you all reach the other side SAFELY, you all see Darte's mangled corpse slowly grow back into a bloodied Zora, albeit painfully and with multiple bones snapping back into place, crackling loudly.
Corsava tries to make her way toward Darte
<DM> *The two Twili on that side just stare open-eyed at the incarnation of whatever the heck Darte jaws agape, then slowly turn back to the terminals and disable the Gravity Bridge.
<Hal> Come to think of it, Fran probably has gotten himself killed less than Darte.
<DM> [Twili3]: Nope, never saw that.
Darte rocks on the ground. "P-put me... back in the jar... safer there..."
<DM> [Twili4]: That never happened.
<DM> *Before you all, the great doors to the Twilight Palace opens. Another set of guards awaits you, with Xanas being at the front of them.

How to nearly wipe everyone

<Baegba> (question, all of these guys plopped in the middle of the room. I myself stated my last position only moved behind one of the racks, so I'm not near them. That said...)
<Baegba> (are there weapon/armor racks I can knock down onto them?)
<DM> (Yes)
<Baegba> (can I use Super Throw to buff this?)
<DM> (Yes)
<Baegba> (sweet, that means another +5 from goron mask, and +4 from two hands for one)
* Baegba uses Super Throw on Armory Racks to knock them onto the Keatons!
<Baegba> $44d10
<Navi> Baegba: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 6, 3, 8, 1, 2, 2, 6, 3, 8, 1, 7, 2, 3, 8, 5, 2, 7, 1, 5, 1, 4, 1, 8, 3, 2, 8, 1, 4, 2, 9, 6, 8, 1, 3, 8, 2, 5, 4, 5, 2, 5, 1 and 4. Total: 179. Successes: 18.
* Baegba RPs that
<Baegba> $44d10
<Navi> Baegba: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 9, 8, 9, 5, 9, 4, 6, 2, 5, 3, 5, 7, 1, 6, 10, 3, 4, 5, 10, 4, 8, 8, 6, 2, 1, 10, 3, 5, 1, 7, 2, 9, 4, 10, 4, 3, 4, 9, 4, 8, 2, 9 and 5. Total: 247. Successes: 30.
<Baegba> ROCKIN' RACKS
<Baegba> (I'm really hoping any weapons in particular fall down and impale the Keatons)
<Baegba> (I guess DM's discretion if defense against it is Power or Courage)
<DM> (It's vs either depending on what they do to get away)
<Baegba> (kay)
<DM> *Keaton Sentinels roll Power to block while the Sage rolls Courage to run*
<DM> Keaton Sentinel 1:
<DM> $28d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 4, 4, 5, 8, 9, 4, 2, 6, 1, 7, 7, 1, 7, 10, 6, 8, 6, 7, 7, 10, 7, 10, 2, 10, 9, 6 and 8. Total: 174. Successes: 24.
<DM> *Keaton Sentinel 2 uses Augmented Protection*
<DM> Keaton Sentinel 2's roll:
<DM> $32d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 5, 2, 3, 9, 6, 8, 6, 4, 1, 7, 9, 2, 4, 6, 3, 10, 5, 8, 7, 1, 4, 4, 1, 1, 3, 3, 1, 1, 9, 9 and 2. Total: 145. Successes: 15.
<DM> Keaton Sage's roll:
<DM> $11d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 10, 4, 2, 6, 1, 7, 9, 2, 4 and 8. Total: 56. Successes: 6.
<Baegba> (FYI, you can just type $11d10 Sage)
<DM> *Armor Racks does +10 Damage to those hit*
<Baegba> (opt to knock-out if possible)
<DM> (Yes)
<DM> (Yes)
<Dhoo> $30d10
<Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 8, 3, 6, 7, 8, 3, 4, 8, 7, 7, 9, 8, 10, 1, 8, 1, 9, 6, 2, 2, 6, 6, 3, 1, 6, 10, 10, 8 and 3. Total: 173. Successes: 22.
<Baegba> (according to voice, Dhoo is just grabbing the rack and instead of defending, just helping to pull the rack down)
<Baegba> (thus crushing himself)
<DM> *Lemee see...*
<Dhoo> DHOO CARES NOT FOR DHOOSELF! DHOO ONLY CARES FOR VICTORY!
<DM> 30+22+10 = 62 damage.
<DM> *Sage takes 50, Sentinel 1 takes 27
<DM> *Sentinel 2 takes 32 Damage*
<DM> *Sage uses Hanging On to survive this*
<Baegba> $endturn
<Navi> Round 1: KeatonSentry1, Baegba, KeatonSentry2, Lumin, Dhoo and KeatonSage
<DM> *All of the rest die*
<Baegba> *Knocked out
<Baegba> (I have magic shackles, so technically, on this attack, those two are also shackled. LEGIT.)
<DM> Sage: 1h 15m | No hanging on
<DM> *Also, Thorns on the Sage procs*
* Baegba explodes spontaneously- wait
<Baegba> do I take the damage or does the rack take the damage?
<DM> *You take the damage*
<Baegba> whelp
* Baegba suddenly explodes from Thorns feedback in a bloody explosion of fire, water, steam sales, regrets, and regroits.
<Baegba> $removeme
<Baegba> $remove me
<Navi> Round 1: KeatonSentry1, KeatonSentry2, Lumin, Dhoo and KeatonSage
* Lumin just kind of approaches looks at the KeatonSage, and shrugs awkwardly.
<DM> *Baegba, summoning the very might and power of his Goron Botherhood, he toppled the armor; causing it to come crashing down. Opting to sacrifice himself, Dhoo helps in sending the rack crashing down. The two sentinels are impaled on impact while Baegba spontaneously explode from the Thorns Armor effect striking him*

Goodbye Magnus

<Baegba> BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS
<Baegba> SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
<DM> (Any actions left?)
<DM> (You can shoot now)
<Lumin> (SCHUT_
* Lumin shoots at that one guys
<Lumin> *guy
<Baegba> AS THE TANK RUNS OVER ITS SACRIFICES, BLOOD SHALL COURSE FROM ITS MECHANICAL VEINS, WASTING ALL THAT CROSSES IN ITS TRACKS IN A TRAIL OF DEATH AND GORE.
<DM> *You shoot at Magnus*
<DM> (What are you shooting with?)
* Lumin looks to see Magnus, was CONSIDERING sparing him out of respect... before then puts the megachest in the main cannon
* DM braces for impact with the fourth wall!
<Lumin> "IT'S TIME!"
* Lumin S C H U T
<DM> ...What's your Power?
<Lumin> 25
<Lumin> 20
<Lumin> plus 5 attack
<DM> 45 dice
<Lumin> $45d10
<Navi> Lumin: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 3, 2, 4, 5, 10, 2, 3, 1, 6, 6, 6, 8, 6, 4, 1, 5, 6, 7, 8, 1, 7, 8, 10, 10, 7, 3, 2, 2, 10, 8, 9, 3, 10, 2, 8, 9, 4, 1, 9, 9, 6, 4, 7 and 2. Total: 252. Successes: 32.
<DM> $24d10 Magnus
<Navi> DM: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 8, 6, 4, 5, 4, 4, 1, 1, 4, 10, 8, 6, 2, 9, 6, 9, 8, 9, 9, 10, 6, 7 and 3. Total: 147. Successes: 18.
<DM> ...
<Lumin> "HEY MAGNUS HERE'S YOUR STUFF BACK!"
<DM> Gimme a moment to calculate all of this...
<DM> So there were 10 big cannonballs in there. Each hit with +20 Attack
<DM> *Damage
<DM> There are numerous Sol Orbs, which combine together to produce a giant flash that could be seen from anywhere in Hyrule
<DM> Combined with the gunpowder... the blast radius should be easily... 200 feet
<DM> Or 10 spaces
<DM> Soo... Here's the roll
<DM> $100d10, +200 Damage
<DM> $100d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 100 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 559. Successes: 71.
<Baegba> (I'm suddenly regretting cancelling gravity bubble on myself)
<DM> (Yes, I am writing a straight up death line)
<Baegba> (the explosion is gonna get double-thorns'd)
<Baegba> (WORTH IT)
<Baegba> (or I guess the mega chest)
<DM> *Lumin... you load Dhoo's Super Chest stuffed to the brim with all sorts of destructive stuff including Gunpowder, Cannonballs and Sol Orbs and fired it at Magnus. The chest collided with Magnus; producing a thermonuclear blast of light visible from anywhere in Hyrule; razing everything in a 100 feet radius of him.*
<DM> *Everyone, as well as the terrain around the explosion, gets blown to pieces...
<DM> Including the tank
<DM> But not Lumin or the mechanic
* Lumin gets up
<Lumin> "Huh, so that's why they have a tank."
* Lumin looks around though.
<Lumin> "Now to see if I can revive Baegba and Wolf boy."
* Lumin shrug, and moves 5 spaces right
<Lumin> "Eh, they'll be fine."
* Lumin looks to Gorea.
<DM> (The Keaton in the tank is not Gorea)
* Lumin looks to the MO L E
<Lumin> "Well, we faield, the mission." *He looks around* "But did we really?"
* Baegba raises a thumbs up from his desecrated corpse before his hand falls to ashes.
<DM> [Mole] Congratulations on nuking everything. I'm suuuure the Hylian Guard will love this.
<DM> [Mole] Considering they wanted the tank
<Lumin> "Well, the tank was needed to take out the keatons, right?" *Lumin waves around* "And boom, everything worked out!"
<DM> *In the wreckage is a scroll which somehow survived.*
* Lumin grabs the scroll, and just goes.
<DM> (Want to auto-leave?)
<Lumin> (Might be a good idea)
<DM> (They won't be able to reach you in time)
<Lumin> (Plus this'll auto-revive baegba and wolfgang)
<Baegba> (GANDALF SHALL STAY HIS GROUND, EMPOWERED BY THE MASSIVE NUCLEAR DETONATION GROUNDS BEHIND HIM.)
<Baegba> (GANDALF SHALL USE THIS TO HIS ADVANTAGE.)
<Baegba> *Gandalf proceeds to down a Red Potion and Guard back up.
<Baegba> Moblin Buckler: 24h | +4 DD, +2 Armor | GANDALF IS ETERNAL
<DM> (Has Lumin left now?)
<Lumin> (ye)
<Wolfgang> back
<Wolfgang> what happened
<Baegba> (PERFECT TIMING WOLFGANG)
<DM> Scroll up
<Baegba> (YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED)
<Lumin> (Tactical Lumin nuke)
<DM> *Lumin, as you travel along the (dessicated) path towards Spryte Village, the ashes of Wolfgang and Baegba materialize beside you; reviving them to 1 Heart each. But on the way, night falls and the stars above form a constellation spelling...*
<DM> "LOADING SCREEN"