Dev, DM
Kinda like a Chat Quotes thread, except for in-session stuff for ZURPG.
[Iron Knuckle]: Who is the almighty master of Gerudo Fortress?
[Ramsey]: Well the last time this area was predominatly featured the master was Ganondorf.
[Iron Knuckle]: ... I suppose that is his name. Whatever.
[Iron Knuckle]: Last question.
[Iron Knuckle]: How many times have you broken the fourth wall since the start of this quest?
[Ramsey]: More times than you have since we started these questions.
*Sephiroth sets off a bomb.*
[Iron Knuckle]: Correct. ... you may proceed.
[Sephiroth]: Fourth wall broken.
Fountains
- The following happened purely by chance, via Sephiroth's random kick lines.
- *A restoration fountain works by standing in it briefly. In this case, it might be a bit on the cold side, so if you stay in contact too long, you'll be frozen over.*
- * Gurloz kicks Shane out the window.
- * Gurloz has kicked Shane from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the fountain! «13,398»)
Computers
- Once again, random chance, my friends.
- BlueShell kicks himself out the window.
- BlueShell has kicked BlueShell from #zurpg
- (He was kicked out the window and he landed in his computer! There he goes, he won't be able to come back now.
Kids these days
- Suddenly, random chance:
- [Child]: Is it safe? Are the poes gone?
- * Vincent_Valentine kicks DM out the window.
- * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Vincent_Valentine (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a kid. «13,868»)
- [Child]: Ow, what was that?!
- Child seems to have been bumped by an unknown force.
Loading Screens
- Because I can...
- *You enter the house, and the screen fades to black.*
- -LOADING-
- -LOADING-
- -LOADING-
- -=QUEST PAUSE=-
Space Jam
- Red_Enrics screams the lyrics to Spacejam.
- *The bandits are confused by Space Jam. Grunt ends up dancing his turn off.*
- *BanditGrunt jams to the space and the jam cause there's jam everywhere.*
- Personally, I'm under the assumption they danced to this version.
Red Enrics is forever drunk
- And this is why you don't drink Chateau Romani that's spiked with Jack Daniels. I'm looking at you, Red:
- Dex is my slave, DM is my mom, Fireblast is my sister, and who the hell is Bob? I have him in the records right here, but I have no idea who the fuck Bob is!
- TO ALL THE BANDITS I MEET IN MY JOURNEY, NONE SHALL BE SEXIER THAN BANDITMEATSHIELD, HE WAS THE ONLY BANDITMEATSHIELD I'LL EVER LOVE
- FOXES CAN'T STEAL SHIT
- KREEEEEEEEEE
- I REVEAL DEEP DARK SECRETS FROM MY DRUNK MIND
- ewfiuqwejiohrhguiewqhryfoiqjewhfeidusodfjhuisedfksuewgisfg
Jaws ftw
- Rule number one of every quest - Sephiroth's random kick lines must always make it into this thread.
- [DM]: *Several Zora appear from the water and hoist him up into the boat.*
- [Zora]: Then it's settled! Stay in the boat, and you'll be at the fortress in no time!
- * Sephiroth kicks Fireblast out the window.*
- * Sephiroth has kicked Fireblast from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the ocean! Do I hear Jaws music? «14,046»)
Holy Grail and the 3 questions
- Iron Knucles + Holy Grail and the 3 questions:
- [Iron Knuckle]: What is the name of the Hero of Legend?
- [Ramsey]: Depends on what the player chooses since every game has the option to name the hero. Although in canonical sources his name is Link.
- [Iron Knuckle]: Correct. Next question.
Grammar Nazis vs Snake
- *All of the crates spontaneously pop open, revealing 4 men, one of them immediately calling some sort of phone device.*
- *You hear him say - "OTACON, GET ME OUT OF HERE!"*
- *DM then proceeds to kick the fourth wall down.*
- *DM kicks Snake through said fourth wall. He then closes the fourth wall back up.*
- [GrammarNazi1]: Snake?
- [GrammarNazi2]: SNAKE?!
- [GrammarNazi3]: SNAAAAAAAKE!!!
Poor fourth walls
- In the name of science...
- [HouenKyomu]: Hmm, it's been a few weeks since I exited this cave. I wonder what happened to the base above...
- [Vincent_Valentine]: Many fourth walls were broken...
- [HouenKyomu]: I praise the souls of these poor fourth walls in the name of science.
More fourth walls
- Why do my shells have to break the fourth wall so many times?
- * Orin breaks the fourth wall to show everybody a painting of Zant as a reference to Silvio's psychotic attitude.
<Silker> (get out)
* DM kicks Orin out of the window.
* Sephiroth kicks Orin out of the window.
Orin was kicked by Sephiroth (You were kicked out of the window and landed in a wheelbarrow!)