On Wednesday, June 18th, at 8:00pm CST, a newbie quest will be starting! This is for Alexander, Serra, Flonne, and Iyaruka_Aetashigo. And yes, it will actually have a story, unlike 2013's newbie quests. Look forward to it!
Summaries
Session 1
Session 1.5
Session 2
Moments
DrunkMan, Robot Master
Best bomb throw ever
DM cannot predict what will happen
Shenanigans, Part 1
Shenanigans, Part 2
Lode has no tail
How to say Iyaruka Aetashigo
Meanwhile, in the skybox
Whisper whisper
Wall?
Names
Being hipster is painful
Staring versus Soul
Joe goes homie
How NOT to bust down a trapdoor
Lazy parents
Racist Hipster
He went there
Curse of the names
In your dreams...
Deaths
If the NPC has a name, he'll probably die by the end of the quest.
- <DM> *Before RiverGuard1 can finish his speech, Alexander retaliates and slashes him down. Yes, he can.*
- <DM> *The magic blast initially hits RiverGuard2, seeming to barely phase him. But then, as if descending from the heavens themselves, a dice appears and strikes the magic blast, empowering it. The blast rips a hole in the guard's chest, and he falls to the ground alongside his buddy, Tim.*
- * Bizen finishes warning you when you cold-bloodedly murder the crap out of him, Flonne. Congrats, for killin' an innocent man, you gain 2 Experience and collect his remaining 20 Rupees.
- * Door SLAMS Rick into the ground. It winks at Iyaruka_Aetashigo with its backside (what), and proceeds to return to being a door on some hinges.
- <Rick> ARGH! MY ALLERGIES! CURSE THOSE DOORS!
- <DM> Yep, the door killed him.
- <DM> *After about two or three arm strokes, RiverGuard encounters a new kind of stroke, which is lethal on his back. He falls below the surface of the water, and moments later, his gurgling stops.*
- <DM> *In a flash of light, sound combusts as JoeBunschtag explodes with the guard, wrecking even more of the house.*
- <DM> *Alexander, you pull a perfect sneak attack as you pierce RiverGuard2 through the chest. It obliviates his heart, and the guard falls to the ground in a lifeless heap.*
- * RiverRearguard manages to partially avenge his friend as he plunges an arrow deep into Serra's head. Her head explodes before being revived by a fairy.
- <DM> *RiverGuard plunges his spear into Alexander's heart as he avenges Pete. His heart stops beating for a moment, but a fairy revives him, causing the heart to beat so grandly, the RiverGuard is stunned by shenanigans.*
- <DM> *Charizard, in his first attack in an actual session, pulls off Godly Navi skills and slices RiverRearguard into pieces, avenging his recently deceased Zora friend, Joe Bunschtag. The RiverGuard paints the pavement with blood, which is washed off by Joe’s tears from the sky.*
- * Charizard looks in the sky and thinks... "Yo, I have avenged you, dude."
- <DM> *The sky high-fives you Charizard. Wut.*
- <DM> *Suddenly, lightning strikes. Attracted by RiverGuard's name, it strikes him, sapping his lifeforce away.*
Quotes
- <DM> *Grey skies overshadow your futures, as you all become increasingly reluctant of the plot.*
- <DM> *The experience of the explosion and Bizen dying overwhelms your senses, and you find yourselves falling... deeper and deeper... into the dark abyss that is the Loading Screen.*
- <Yuka> So here we all are, a small group of younger people attempting to undermine Malek's authority, so we can show those that live under his rule what kind of a tyrant he really is.
- <DM> *My God...... this quest has a plot after all.*
- <DM> *Serra, you successfully taunt the Rupees to attack you and enter your wallet. Congratulations.*
- <RiverRearguard> He would never do that to himself! Just because he's an old man and is often confused doesn't mean he can't be a duck!
- <Zora> Hey yo, I'm goin' to the inn before those guards stake me to door and make eat shrooms!
- <DM> *The fourth wall backs away from you this time, and as a result, the tunnel gets wider. The fourth wall must've been one of the side walls.*
- <DM> *She finally recomposes herself, but you don't hear any new music. Odd.*
- <DM> [Lode]: Oooooh yeah, am I main character or what?!
- <Charizard> "It's okay man. I only met Serra for a day, and she already tried to use my life as a shield!"
- * Charizard comes close to Iyaruka_Aetashigo and whispers "...Hoenn."
- <DM> *Serra, you slap Charizard's shield. You feel a bit of pain as Newton's third law returns to threaten your characters once more. Good lord you're cursed.*
- <Charizard> "Kid, get away. You have a name, try to be careful." (>_>)