Just google translate it!

Don't you love the imperfections of Google Translate? Well, similar to what I did here, find something you think would be great if it was misinterpreted, and then throw it through a few layers of Google Translate. Post the results here!

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I decided to translate my One Fish, Two Fish story. This is truly incredible. I may go back later to do some touch ups, make it flow better, etc:

One Translation, Too Many Translations

I woke up a lot of things fall voice. The use of slippers, which slowly down the hall into the kitchen , opened the door to my bedroom . Cans and pouches more things piling noise reduction . I'm a demon , revealing a wall in the way and pull the switching device. Drooling over the country, on the head before I spit out a bubble. I tore a piece near the counter next to her dog food , credit cards, and we offer the destruction of the barrier between the biological .

My heart beat pulse through my head. I do not find themselves able to move , because of their speed , to the shock to my feet. This is my body , my blood , like trying to avoid what began to turn white . I heard screams behind the door. ............ Do not open the door. I have the eyes of a cold six year old daughter peeled plum daughter with around food , their hunger as , Biology, smiling, standing in front of me and turned to meet my head.

The only food that we eat and leave soon. Make sure to hide my daughter, but she was not. Interestingly, they reported , stood before the animal. I went to dive , forced to meet biodiversity nanbyeok the road. My strength is gone. My vision is a monster that I was last seen running away my daughter . Just a nightmare. This is not true. When I get up now ......

...

"Mom, are you okay ? "

The voice of my daughter! I myself give , ignore , the body is weakened feel my pain. I looked at my daughter and saw eating pudding head of biological camouflage torn country . He was in his mouth, or blood sausage and turned to fall themselves . My face was empty she smiled at me .

"All the wine ! "

She gave a little jump . He was on his clothing, a little dance in front of me in the biological blood.

" Mama, Mama saw me in the history of the bed? "

Blood poured from his mouth and me. This is my daughter . I could not resist. I will resist. "Of course , dear ................... What do you mean , do you read? "

" Fish! " Was she clutching his head bleeding , oozing blood drops explosion. " The fish ! "

Had grows slowly shaking legs. She said: " London Bridge fall traps exit. . " Singing softly , jumped in front of me in my room. It turned my hair a horrible massacre devil. He froze .

" Mama, Mama , why? "

I returned to my room is focused on them , forced her voice . I went creaking floor in my room uncertainties. Here is my room ? This is my home ? I have my daughter in bed and had a book for me , the door in front of me before the opening . It is not to be read. " One fish , two fish , red fish , blue fish " blue fish is no longer blue , on the cover of the book, because my daughter 's blood dripping from the mouth of an animal. I am not my daughter on the bed .

" Mama, Mama , still asleep in record time! Priority! "

When I came back to hold the book , I give up , I knew that this book . I have read several times. That's his favorite story . But ...... can not talk about this one time . The teeth are covered with the blood of the fish. I opened the first page of this book .

" One fish , two fish , red fish , blue fish. "
Average began to change .
"Black fish , dead fish , old fish, new fish
A small scar
This has little character "

I have already started to hit my heart faster until ...

"Some fast. Bit low.
Some schools . Some of them died.
None of them is like no other .
If you go to your mother , do not ask me why . "

This is a little heard snoring. My daughter was sleeping next to me. Finally, I like the rest. I have the book. Reciting my daughter ...

"And now , good night.
It 's time to sleep .
So let's look at ZEEP and sleep dead .
Today is gone. Today was fun .
Tomorrow is another .
Every day , from here to there .
There is blood everything . "

Part of 'Lift', an interlude from Words of Radiance by Brandon Sanderson. [Link to the original text]

Lift Before flying palace. It seems dangerous to attempt . No, you can hold on to the palace at once , but because starvin , Where to now , go there?

It will look for the cause , built the walls. Everything inside, trees, rocks , buildings, what the starlight in a funny way . Like a soap bubble pond, looking lamps under all the post built. In fact, most of the buildings are often low emissions as a toxic round. by the Office of starvin no longer linear . Just a lot a lot of curves.

Top colleague steal elevator to the top of the wall . Of course the result was heavy. Six men , told his master thief . You can not even climb the wall properly.

" The Forbidden City Bronze " Violin breathing.

" Bronze ? Something happens is complete? " Lift sitting on a wall , the question , with one leg on one side. " It seems like a lot of heart . "

A man fainted at him. They are dark skin and hair, Azish . She is the hot exam of the North Island . Although his mother lifts him to a place that has never been told .

"What?" Requirements violin.

Elevator " bust" and show . " You layin on your back in the top of the nipple " as a woman and see the place where he is one of the built-in must have a very long day . "

Violin is one of their partners. Use the rope, you are calm hurried along the exterior wall of a meeting.

"He told me , is that still take place this month , so why decline," says violin. He is responsible for many of them. He worked very hard, the actual number is already caught a child in the vertical nose. Beating his man was surprised in front of the elevator , he turned .

" Everyone focuses on the election of a new Prime Minister Aqasix " Mom said myth. " Rob really bronze palace itself . , But we just can not vizirate nose. "

"This is definitely ...... Oh ...... is it?" Violin nephew , thank you. He is a teenager , puberty was not processed. Not the face, the voice, the long, slender legs.

" Shh ," I bought a violin.

" Bring very dangerous for the child's right , caution term" "No," Tigzikk one , he said.

Tigzikk taught in three languages ​​in the group cursed , as you can see . Pure Science , it was. He was dressed in nice clothes, and most of the others that you were dressed in black. "Go into the palace tonight , too many people, but also in all aspects of the problem. Many bodyguards , as it can be dangerous opportunity . " Continue " There will be chaos " Tigzikk

Tigzikk older people, the elevator group the only one who knows it. She could not say his name. In other words , the last of his name " QUQ is " like a man choking sounds better when it is best used . She said instead of TIG .

" Tigzikk the " violin says. Ah. Suffocation . " You are the only person who can not tell you is that it's cold. "

"I'm not back , I maintain attention. "

Elevator walls bend . "Little argument ," he said. "Time and I was hungry . "

He saw the violin. " Why do we have to bring with you? "

" It would help ," Tigzikk said. "We can see us. "

" She's just a girl!"

"She is young man who was at least 10 . "

"I'm not 12," wrapped a broken elevators .

They were to her.

" I said, ' I do not ," she said. "Twelve was the unlucky number . " She raised her hand . "Not much . "

" ... Ten ? " Requirements Tigzikk .

"Is that so ? Space , then X " , let his hand . " And I did. Misfortune is, if you count on the fingers " , and has been for many years. So this .

"It is very unfortunate of all ages are the same ," says violin sounds interesting.

" Of course," she agreed. When they reach the city, and run the test looked back at the road.

Palace in the bank is a major distance. His dark mist mixed clothes, but with silver buttons , as it passed the brightness of each lamp .

Storm , he thought , shaking the spine. I'm not lost after all .

She looked at the man. " Are you with me? " Because I 'm leaving . " She fell into the courtyard of the palace and the elevator, she felt the cold floor , rolled Yes, that is the metal immediately bronze. Wealthy to keep the theme of the love she has decided .

The boy stopped fighting and finally climbing, great vineyards, near the elevator before the beginning of a dark and twisted way . The direction of flow of water looks a bit like picking up spilled on the floor . Here and there , other festivals such as the small transparent rock crystal quartz watch dark vine. It is not clear, but smooth and shiny as glass, Stormlight not clear .

Curling vines tangled together to form an area of rapid growth.

The " mistress ", " Is it wise ? " People said ,

" " A good character Voidbringer the " Scan to quote that elevator.

"I 'm Voidbringer not," he said. "I know ....... just say no! "

Elevator smiled. "You're my pet Voidbringer this situation I am your prisoner was not steal my soul , for the soul, so we restrict ourselves to a small fly , what kind of person will never hurt , do not change . "

Wyndle Rattan said, and sighed. Monitoring of the entire silo tree bronze bronze, of course , was moved . Select violin darkness of the night , the moon, they are slippery , but such a clear night you can see the stars is enough.

I left a trail of small wine Wyndle not seem to see it able . It's just a solid tempered glass , the vine after the race , falling in the dust. It turned out , but this time definitely can not see me Wyndle .

"No Sprenger ," Wyndle said. "The first , noble and proud. "

" Shh," said the elevator took bronze behind a tree. During transport through the open top of some of the leading passenger car Azish importance . You can tell the court. Wide sleeves and a physical model generally fall explains the other court . Penetrate the children's clothing is similar to a parent. Hat, but beautiful.

Follow the thief after a workout is a great stealth. They are not so bad. Do not know how to drive properly versa .

They gathered around him , the type of government work dress with a rich layer scholar Tigzikk imitate conclusion was one of them . Atheer here is very important to work for the government. The other is called a " discrete " in a sense .

" Are you ready?" Thief Mito mother wear nice clothes Tigzikk said another.

New words are the sculpture garden of the castle, right shift and nodded. How important people think they should be the next prime minister , called the area around the brewery.

Dangerous for him . The last two Shardblade white person, place head. Last Major hungry hard!

No new Tigzikk are concerned four elevators. Violin, and son, two brothers , a thin man with a few words , arrived to hold the knife in his coat. Elevator does not love his kind . Flight can not leave the body. It is easy to match your body. No challenge , you can kill someone with a big case .

" You can play our " announced the violin. "Huh? "

Rolling eyes , the heavy lifting . Then she hurried along the structure of the palace bronze.

I see the heart ...

Wyndle small loop on the floor beside her , his tracks vine so here and there it is. It is more than just physical exercise , but is growing so fast to go forward eel. Voidbringers is very strange.

"You know, I do not have to choose ," he moved to the side, which was published in the vineyard. In his speech from the frozen surface of the contrails behind a series of miracles he went. Develop your mouth is so fast, it seemed to move . " . Maybe Iriali an excellent nurse grandmother success , but the relationship is the ring is not the gardener, we have to choose " , visiting the old magic , "she said," We like his mother. "They say : " It is to be young , can make , "she said, and they should not be. "

" Keep Voidbringer mouth. " Develop booed the palace wall lift " blessing of the water bath , or you can get to the priest . Exorcism can listen. "

It is a guard patrolling the curve of the wall until you can see on the side of a little man in a pattern of Hercules jacket and hat, was found. She stared at the wall. Rockbud pointed end before he whispered something in her ear. Bronze no softer rail.

He waited until the guards leave . " Well," I whispered Wyndle . "You have to listen to my words . "

"I do not know. "

" Of course, as history, you can not catch . "

"I 'll come with you ," Wyndle " You come to me , the power, and you can also listen - " said

"Wall " show , said elevator.

Wyndle sighed, but obeyed and descended the broad wall , circular pattern. He was a little sticky plates treated vines , leaving thousands of members that stick in his hand on the surface, got into the elevator . The various stages of the fabric of her because Wyndle .

Not an easy task . After hungrier treatment is difficult and not Wyndle large wing rails , but the dome of the building , any idea why the place all the way to the top of the window , he said.

He looked at the city. Men symbols black uniforms . Maybe she's lost.

She could not check the box . Pointing to the east, but the glass is quite thick wood frame. It is unfair that Azimir high storms health. You , like most people, you have to live in the wind.

"We need Voidbring ," he said, pointing to the window.

"I'm doing all the work in this relationship, and claims thief? " Wyndle the "Did You Know"

" Everyone complains ," he said. "We will get through it it you like it? "

"Do you have a family? "

She was in the bag , fishing and nodded. And another . Then in your pocket. Ah , no. You seeds.

" I can influence the real world , but a small way," Wyndle said. " This is for you means that you must use "

Elevator, screamed.

"Use"

She was crying . Hungry Voidbringers can not get a clue.

Wyndle sighed. " The seeds were beyond the frame . "

It was tightened to the oval window .

. " My two main categories, the ability to create a connection ," Wyndle " first , the friction of the operation is what you have said is - I do not yawn .. I use a couple of weeks it has been found that the time has come to learn , the second pre-treatment are not suitable for what is known as the force of the growth prepared cure "

After moving the hand , genius Lord.

As you know, you can not. They did. It first appeared around Wyndle start.

He did not say. Type miss those days .

The steam from the bright white hands soft. Light will begin to see the seeds grow . Fast. Vine in the space between the window and the frame broke of Mr. and pesticides.

His conviction that the contraction of the grape, grown in a soft voice. Broken glass , suddenly opened the window.

Elevator smiled.

"Well," Wyndle said. "We have to do it for you Edge Dancer . "

Your complaint . Finally, if you eat? See the genius spent most of his early practice. Probably going to get something to eat to steal. It is so scary when hungry.

She leaned window. Can be useful Voidbringer , but was not sure his power can be made available by him . Seems Voidbringer others are . To be capturing and place . He used the word . Voidbringer without a body , really. Getting this kind of thing , the word is used . Everyone knows it . Damn, how bad it coming.

Must be able to leave a spherical diamond logo , and luckily saw the exact location . Azish tapestry is a very complex model , more gold and red decoration fabric here and a small room . This mode is available for all Azish . I love it.

She looked out the window. Of course he is from the dark , pale cheeks and sees a man to grow black and silver. Dead, lifeless eyes , man. Of course you have not at all the way Marabethia . It was the middle of the continent ! Therefore, if a quarter , at least.

Loosen the cord wrapped around her thought shoulder height. It is incorporated into a cabinet door is supplied through the window. Male severe started . Skyeel Wyndle the same coil around , grew around the bedpost.

Whispering voice is heard below. " Have You Tried This ? Go before the jump ....... why not?"

" Shh ." This violin.

Going back to the elevator boy and a window drawer cabinet began to dig . Once inside, the thief is the best thing they can do the rope to close the window to draw. She planted the seeds of grapes on a wooden frame and studied the violin .

Lift the back of the head stuck in the closet and explore the country. "It's in the room, but shoes with mold . "

"You" , violin , said: " My nephew is kept in a room near the three bedrooms to find , we will soon . "

"They are moldy may have a bag full of shoes ... " shoot lift cabinet .

"Ignorance of the child ," said the violin pointing to the cabinet . It is one filled by a man in a bag shoes and clothes instead of inside. " This dress is an expensive package , which is what you want. "

"That is true wealth ? " This elevator . "The ball , jewelry, works of art ... " She is interested in such a thing , but it ruins the violin.

"I will be very well protected , " the violin is a fast room of his two colleagues , said the work clothes. "Our long-range two years so you can buy a luxurious collection of successful thieves know where to escape , the difference between a dead thief. That's enough. "

Dig through the door of the room is one of the brothers . He nodded , then three fainted. "You have heard that" his nephew, the violin is almost the door behind him , said after the event .

Tigzikk his friends to listen to all kinds of alarms. If you can not find something, they are whistling in the case . Huqin morning , apparently the son of their responsibilities very seriously , squats on the window to hear . He looks about 16. Unfortunately at this time.

" When you climb the wall ," the boy asked .

" Initiative," said the elevator . " Spit" .

He frowned .

"I've got magic pen . "

It seems he believes. Stupid .

"It's strange that you're here ? " Miracle. "Let your people?"

Is highlighted. She wears black , tan skin hair back in the round function. It only shows the hot exam of all.

" I do not know ," said the elevator doors to go. "My people have never been. "

"They are not on the island? "

" I grew up in Elorim Rall . "

"The city is a shadow ...... ? "

" Oh , yes. "

" The - "

" Yeah, uh , as they say. "

She looked toward the door . Another great way to play with . Cory and bronze walls , but the red and blue carpets , many small wine center model execution. Picture hanging on the wall .

She opened the door fully .

" Shout! " Grandchildren strong competition. "They told us to wait here ! "

"What? "

"We have to wait here ! Questions that do not want to be the guy to play the violin ! "

" What is the point of sneaking into the castle, you are in trouble ? " She shook her head . These strangers. "This is hanging a great place to be, and all the rich people." We need a good meal here .

Careful on the floor beside her in the hallway and growth Wyndle . It is interesting that young children - are: You will stay in the room .

"We have to do it ," he said, sounding open and approved confused in the cracks of the doors. Violin and stupid to rob the place .

" Well maintained, " to achieve lift in the grand staircase itself . After returning class escort and even some parshmen , but one that can not see the fur. "Where are you popular? "

Nephew of " wisdom ," said the shape.

"Education ? "

"Of course ," he said. " Viziers dead Prime , scribes and officials, shall apply to all the places you can complete the paperwork had the chance. "

" Are you the king of the application? " This elevator .

"Of course ," he said. " A large number of documents included in the study . Both discussed. Components must be working very well . "

"Storm you are a crazy person . "

" Other countries are better ? Succession bloody war ? Therefore, all people have lower species may submit a paper and fully understand , even if you fall behind , discreet, and finally have the opportunity to be a counselor . "

"Crazy" .

" Who owns the negotiations , said the daughter. "

Suddenly I saw the elevator.

" Do not pretend you do not," he said. "I said , " like a man who is in the air. 've Seen chatting ' . "

" What is your name? "

To Remember

Gehrig the weight of a hammer on a rock of crack cocaine.

"Ready, Gehrig. Bloomberg go!"

Garrick looked at the entrance of the court took a hammer.

"Anyway - I'm here for two days, and cancer."

Location Hazh, shows sophisticated clothes doors, sided with shaved are contrasted types.

"I look forward to the final: flowers, while working, come on."



Juchai the most important steps ranging from matte black. Gehrig attention to the wrist and gently massage - a piece of ice, nerves, after twisting. Other officers sometimes complained among themselves, but expect cold and shivering Gehrig, lifted silence. HID What is your lost memories?



Rolled the stone in place to seal the cave. Gehrig approached fluorescent flowers hesitation.

What is the purpose?

He jumped at the Garrick is broken. Who is he? Man-

What is the purpose?

"I just got my memories ..."

Gehrig behind the house alone.

Memories.

Gehrig bile, a miracle to expect. It's true; May flowers - of

Food.



Sober.

Description of human vision. Around the white face.

"Hello, my name is faithful Hazh remember why you came?"

Nothing. I do not remember why. He desperately seek. I do not remember at all.

"I know that you want to recover lost memories bloom reminders to, you see?"

The man nodded and blinked. Why.

"You're back from your previous job, I still have then produced over the end of the race anxiety, the flowers in four months."

The man nodded slowly.

"Ok, I'm ready for my work in Stone Yard, whatever. Gehrig then?"



Gehrig to wrist pain stopped to relieve. Must have been injured in a pilgrimage. His memory for a small price, however.

The weight of the hammer and hit a rock with a loud bang.

From Data's Funeral Eulogy from Star Trek: TNG. Here's the original:

I believe I have a few words to say, sir. Just look at that face. The face of a thinker. A warrior. A man for all seasons. Yes, Ira Graves was all that and more. But he was not perfect. Perhaps his greatest flaw was that he was too selfless. He cared too much for his fellow man, with nary a thought for himself. A man of limitless accomplishments, and unbridled modesty. I can safely say that to know him was to love him. And to love him was to know him. Those who knew him, loved him, while those who did not know him, loved him from afar.

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Here's the broken version:

I must tell you, I think the teacher. A quick glance at his face. I think people are people. Fighter. Man this season. Yes, that's Ira Graves in order. But it is not perfect. Perhaps the biggest flaw is that it is too generous. He and his neighbors as to fraud is to think for yourself. This humble man of unlimited success and salvation. I know that you love them, you can tell. You know and love. Those who know him, he and those who do not know love, I love him from afar.

Originally from here: Party
(cleaned up only slightly for legibility)

Idle cigarette ash floated slowly from the balcony overlooking the Payson Avenue. Snow does not connect to the smoke, ash and ice breath smoking yet , but it seems clear that it will be soon. Cars dragged along the street, as if ashamed of the late hour . Messages did everything to hide the light around balcony master of occasion. If returned against Laguna Street, unpersonable , which sucked on cigarettes languidly quickly lose jumped up and began to cut an uncontrollable truck.

Inside, the party was held . It was well into the swing of things, and Roy wondered if anyone could heap on the ground, causing its collapse. It was stuck at a good looking woman easily, which seems to be doing their best to look like it did not belong . He thought to ask her out , but was turned off by the aura of sweet peach - scented body spray that I had before. He wanted to say something he might regret later, but suddenly he noticed the smell of a group of people crammed into the kitchen. He got up to check what is happening there, realizing that he refused the drink, which was put on the coffee table.

Jacob wanted honestly what never occurred to the side first. He could not think of a time when he lamented going elsewhere . He could not think of a time when he was so drunk or leaning on the toilet to vomit his guts . The people kept coming to the door and knocked, asking if he had reason to try to see if the javannas room is free. In the process, he vomited a short response . A familiar voice was at the door now, and as he rested his head on the side of the porcelain , she asked if he wanted to leave or not .

Mark Summers could kiss his ass, accommodation was the worst thing she had ever done. If you did not break anything of value to your home, she was convinced that she could finish the job when they were gone, when faced with a huge mess. Rose knew that nobody will stay longer than they had to , tomorrow morning. The only moment of peace she could think was that she can always feed the fish , and then a hot bath. His head turned on storm events , people crowded the door of the bathroom , people crowded around the kitchen table , people run to the outside patio. She stood straight , eyes to see and ears to record all the noise of the crowd.

A knocking heavy sigh at the door was all that could be done. It was entirely his fault and to make him, Kat knew . Before she could stop herself , she asked if he wanted to leave . Between episodes of nausea , James said it was exactly what he wanted , and she could not blame him. She hoped they could go beyond that, however, before his plans for the evening completely collapsed . Perhaps , he thought , plenty of room was not the best to offer. Rose was convinced it would be romantic to propose to her shock and all, but Jacob did not notice the ring on her glass. She turned to him to recover the gold band , but realized that she had left on the coffee table in the living room . She swore and got up to go get it.

Infidelity fought bravely , taking into account the women sitting on the couch, but a number of other emotions also participated for dominance. She came with the hope that it will be a good time, but new sofa is just unlucky . Her boyfriend had gone to smoke on the balcony , she hated to see him do . But even if she thought from , by chance, she saw a wedding ring drop his drink. His cynical mind was trying to tell him it was not his drink, he would not have dared to suggest something hopelessly romantic won. She jumped on the couch and danced briefly before driving the sliding doors to the balcony and hitting it, apparently causing her friend to suck a lot of smoke and make him choke. Others ran, wishing to participate in the festival.

No kitchen can understand why they crowded around trying to swallow goldfish.

I don't know who to blame for this, but I decided to run a line through Bad Translator. The results are fascinating.

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Was I imagining an atomic duck flying backwards?
He was imagining an atomic duck fly backwards?
He was imagining an atomic duck fly upside down?
Did he imagine Atomic ducks fly upside down?
Did he imagine Atomic ducks fly upside down?
Imagined Atomic ducks fly upside down?
Imagined Atomic ducks are flying up and down?
Imagined Atomic ducks are flying up and down?
An imaginary Atomic ducks fly?
The fictitious Atomic ducks fly?
Fly with the fictitious Atomic ducks?
Fly with the fictitious Atomic ducks?
Fly with the fantastic Atomic ducks?
Fly with fantastic Atomic ducks?
Fly with atomic ducks?
The atomic ducks Fly?
Atomic ducks fly?
Atomic ducks fly?
Atomic ducks fly?
Atomic ducks fly?
Atomic ducks fly?
The Atomic ducks fly?
The Atomic ducks fly?
Atomic ducks fly?
Atomic ducks fly?
Atomic canards?
Atom canards?
The Atomic bull shit?
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Taurus man Atom
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Still Alive, by Jonathan Coulton feat Google Translate:

E 'was a victory.
I present here.
A great success.
It is hard to exaggerate to his satisfaction.

Aperture Science.
We do what we must, because we can not be.
For the good of us all
Except for the person who has died.

However, there is no sense crying all a mistake.
Until you of cake just running, you have to try.
And science is done, you can use a weapon that was neat to do.
For those who are still alive.

I'm not even angry.
Now I feel very welcome.
Even though you broke my heart, I killed.
And I'm going to pieces.
And I threw a piece of a fire.
How do you burn, so it does not hurt
I was so happy for you!

Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we have developed our beta phase.
So glad you are burned out.
I think that everything we have learned
For those who are still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you can, to help you to find someone.
Maybe Black Mesa ...
It was a joke. Haha. Great opportunity.
In any case, this cake is great.
And "moist and delicious.

I see myself not as a science, is still in negotiation.
If you see where I Nari ready, I have with me.
I need to perform an experiment in which to make the dish
For those who are still alive

And believe me, I'm still alive.
I'm alive and doing science.
I feel great, I'm still alive, I am.
This is when you're dead, I'm still alive.
If you're dead, I would still be alive.

I'm still alive
I'm still alive

What happens when you take drugs:

Original

Waka Laka's a thing to play forever
Just to be together (Just to be together)
Waka Laka's a place to be forever
Waka Laka love and fantasy

(Waka... Waka... Waka...)

See Waka Laka when you need a flight of fantasy (fantasy)
Ecstasy (ecstasy)
Rhapsody (rhapsody)
See Waka Laka when you want a love so tenderness (tenderness)
Waka Laka make you fly

See Waka Laka when you're going to feel so sad and blue,
Just for you, never blue
See Waka Laka and a funny bunny'll free your life
Now it's Waka Laka time

I wanna live (I wanna live)
A brand new day (A brand new day)
Go far away (Go far away)
To Waka Laka place
A Waka time (A Waka time)
To feel so fine (To feel so fine)
A Waka Laka flight

Waka Laka's a thing to play forever
Just to be together (Just to be together)
Waka Laka's so magical and tender
Musical and wonder fantasy

Waka Laka's a never ending story
Glory, glory, glory (Glory, glory, glory)
Waka Laka's a place to be forever
Waka Laka love and,
Waka Laka love and,
Waka Laka love and fantasy

Broken Translation Version (Unedited due to reasons)

Wakaraka thing to play forever
However, (if you need us, this is) together
To Wakaraka Kainai forever
Love of fantasy Wakaraka pigeon

(Wakawakawaka .........)

If flight of fancy is required, please refer to the (fantasy) to Wakaraka.
Ecstasy (Ecstasy)
Rhapsody (Rhapsody)
You want love (kindness), please refer to the kindness of Wakaraka.
As you can fly, it is Wakaraka, you have it

You, please refer to the tree of Wakaraka that you become a sad blue.
It is because of you, you just, you do not have blue, the need for it
To release your life, please refer to the interesting bunny'll Wakaraka.
Now, it's time for Wakaraka

I (I want to live) want to live
New day (Brand New Day) Brand
And, (go to far) go to far
To Wakaraka place
Waka time (Waka time)
(And, as so correctly), since then, it is a fresh
Wakaraka flight

Wakaraka thing to play forever
However, (if you need us, this is) together
Bid of magic as Wakaraka
Fantasy of strange music

It may not end the story Wakaraka] NO you
(Glory, glory, glory) glory, glory, glory
To Wakaraka Kainai forever
There Wakaraka, love and
There Wakaraka, love and
Love of fantasy Wakaraka pigeon

Long story short, Waka Laka's a place to have fun.