Woops, found a game to replace my time to work on ZURPG.
And for that exact reason, I'm going to do my best to hold off on getting it.
And for that exact reason, I'm going to do my best to hold off on getting it.
What Did I Stumble Upon
HOLY SNAP, A MULTI-MONTH BUMP????? WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO!?!?
On a more serious note, this may be of interest to some of you. I'd make a new thread, but this is pretty much already a more "general" type of discussion thread. You know, for random, nonsensical things we come across at that.
On a more serious note, this may be of interest to some of you. I'd make a new thread, but this is pretty much already a more "general" type of discussion thread. You know, for random, nonsensical things we come across at that.
Gentlemen, behold, something I found on the internet:
"Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, katana has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of diamond and crashed a katana car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of katana and crashed a car made of diamond moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a katana car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a katana traveling at diamond car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of katana, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth’s orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a katana made of diamond at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at katana into broadsword per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 Dragonforce albums per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per diamond, and the result proved without a doubt that katanas were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man."
And then ran through Gizoogle:
"Cuz of extensive research done by tha Universitizzle of Pizzlesburgh, katana has been confirmed as tha hardest metal known ta man. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da research be as bigs up. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of diamond n' crashed a katana hoopty tha fuck into it at 400 milez per hour, n' tha hoopty was unharmed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! They then built a wall outta katana n' crashed a cold-ass lil hoopty made of diamond movin at 400 milez a minute tha fuck into tha wall, n' tha wall came up fine. They then crashed a katana hoopty made of 400 milez per minute tha fuck into a wall, n' there was no survivors. They crashed 400 milez per minute tha fuck into a katana travelin at diamond car. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Westside New York was powerless fo' hours. They rammed a wall of metal tha fuck into a 400 mile per minute made of katana, n' tha resultin explosion shifted tha earthÂ’s orbit 400 mazillion milez away from tha sun, savin tha earth from a meteor tha size of a lil' small-ass Washington suburb dat was hurtlin towardz mid-western Prussia at 400 bazillion milez per hour. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. They blasted a katana made of diamond at a cold-ass lil hoopty movin at 400 walls per hour, n' as a result caused two wayward airplanes ta lose track of they bearings, n' cook up a gangbangin' fatal crash wit two buildings up in downtown New York. They spun 400 milez at katana tha fuck into broadsword per wall. Da thangs up in dis biatch was inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 Dragonforce mixtapes per minute up in front of a cold-ass lil hoopty made of wall travelin at milez per diamond, n' tha result proved without a thugged-out doubt dat katanas was tha hardest metal of all time, if not just tha hardest metal known ta man. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch."
"Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, katana has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of diamond and crashed a katana car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of katana and crashed a car made of diamond moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a katana car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a katana traveling at diamond car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of katana, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth’s orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a katana made of diamond at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at katana into broadsword per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 Dragonforce albums per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per diamond, and the result proved without a doubt that katanas were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man."
And then ran through Gizoogle:
"Cuz of extensive research done by tha Universitizzle of Pizzlesburgh, katana has been confirmed as tha hardest metal known ta man. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da research be as bigs up. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of diamond n' crashed a katana hoopty tha fuck into it at 400 milez per hour, n' tha hoopty was unharmed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! They then built a wall outta katana n' crashed a cold-ass lil hoopty made of diamond movin at 400 milez a minute tha fuck into tha wall, n' tha wall came up fine. They then crashed a katana hoopty made of 400 milez per minute tha fuck into a wall, n' there was no survivors. They crashed 400 milez per minute tha fuck into a katana travelin at diamond car. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Westside New York was powerless fo' hours. They rammed a wall of metal tha fuck into a 400 mile per minute made of katana, n' tha resultin explosion shifted tha earthÂ’s orbit 400 mazillion milez away from tha sun, savin tha earth from a meteor tha size of a lil' small-ass Washington suburb dat was hurtlin towardz mid-western Prussia at 400 bazillion milez per hour. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. They blasted a katana made of diamond at a cold-ass lil hoopty movin at 400 walls per hour, n' as a result caused two wayward airplanes ta lose track of they bearings, n' cook up a gangbangin' fatal crash wit two buildings up in downtown New York. They spun 400 milez at katana tha fuck into broadsword per wall. Da thangs up in dis biatch was inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 Dragonforce mixtapes per minute up in front of a cold-ass lil hoopty made of wall travelin at milez per diamond, n' tha result proved without a thugged-out doubt dat katanas was tha hardest metal of all time, if not just tha hardest metal known ta man. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch."
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