On Saturday, January 25th at 8pm CST, I will be running a quest for new players. And yes. It is an escort quest.
The reward for the quest is 250 Rupees 300 Rupees 450 Rupees.
BloodKeese burns in a nice, crispy fire. It attempts to enter the gates of KEESE AND CO., but it's rejected as it lands in the recycling center. Its tasty and perfectly roasted corpse falls from heaven, and it can be eaten to recover 2 Hearts.
*WolfosAlpha gets nice and squishy from the hammer attack as blood stains the ground in a gruesome mess of strawberry jello- errr guts and gore.
<Maliki> "bamm hammer time"
<Maliki> (there is something very sattisfing about the idea of putting a hammer through someones head)
Wolfos2 wonders where that rock came from as Vincent splits it in half. Orithan is heard snickering on the other side of the fourth wall as logic continues to facepalm.
The Crossbow Turret fires a large bolt at the Wolfos, piercing it in the ribs, giving you all the perfect stake to eat its roasted ribs off of.
<Wolfos2> ;_;
Wolfos2 cries juicy tears of bacon grease as it dies.
CrouchingZoraHiddenDeku leaps in, sneaks a nibble, and bounds away once more.
Wolfos rips ArrowBandit to little shreds and pieces of tasty, fresh, meat! KEESE AND CO. adds gravy to ArrowBandit’s remains.
ToKillADekuScrub leaps in, snatches a taste, then floats away in a whir of flaming leaves.
Your shield bash crashes into ShieldBandit. While the impact itself does no damage, due to ShieldBandit’s poor knee, the velocity of the hit slams ShieldBandit into the ground, causing his back to break as we LET HIS BODY HIT THE FLOOR.
Your sword pierces SwordBandit through the chest. SwordBandit looks down in shock and horror at Neon_Mercilion’s blade sticking through his chest. The bandit looks back up and then explodes in a fountain of blood, painting the field red.
The reward for the quest is 250 Rupees 300 Rupees 450 Rupees.
Synopsis, Part 1
A group of three, Maliki Lagiban, Neon Mercilion, and Vincent Blaze were asked to escort a Hylian Diplomat by the name of Tessa Farlon. They were to escort her to Gerudo Valley for various talks. However, they found out they were carrying a large barrel, apparently containing explosives, so that it could be used against the collapsed wall that blockades Gerudo Valley.
They fought off a Keese and a Stalchild. They also fought an already injured Wolfos, but instead of killing it, they saved it, turning the Wolfos into their companion. When they finally got to the collapsed wall, a group of Bandits and Wolfos confronted them, demanding that the party surrenders and hands over their possessions, as well as the explosive barrel. However, someone from the carriage, Ares Farlon appeared and unveiled that they weren't carrying an explosive, but rather, a Crossbow Turret. The group readies themselves for the battle ahead.
They fought off a Keese and a Stalchild. They also fought an already injured Wolfos, but instead of killing it, they saved it, turning the Wolfos into their companion. When they finally got to the collapsed wall, a group of Bandits and Wolfos confronted them, demanding that the party surrenders and hands over their possessions, as well as the explosive barrel. However, someone from the carriage, Ares Farlon appeared and unveiled that they weren't carrying an explosive, but rather, a Crossbow Turret. The group readies themselves for the battle ahead.
Synopsis, Part 2
Ares challenged Mordok to a duel and fought to the side. The main party (Maliki Lagiban, Neon Mercilion, Vincent Blaze, and a Wolfos companion) fought against the rest of the Wolfos and Bandits. After a long, tough battle, they emerged victorious, and Ares managed to capture Mordok and turn him in for a bounty.
The truth behind the quest was not one of diplomacy, but a covert mission designed to catch this specific group of bandits. Tessa intentionally let a few rumors loose among Hyrule Village to lure out the Bandits. She also knew how the Bandits seemed to intentionally avoid fights they knew they couldn't take, so she got a group of low level escorts to aid her, with Ares hiding in the carriage until the Bandits appeared. In the end, the tactic worked, and the reward was raised to 450 Rupees.
The truth behind the quest was not one of diplomacy, but a covert mission designed to catch this specific group of bandits. Tessa intentionally let a few rumors loose among Hyrule Village to lure out the Bandits. She also knew how the Bandits seemed to intentionally avoid fights they knew they couldn't take, so she got a group of low level escorts to aid her, with Ares hiding in the carriage until the Bandits appeared. In the end, the tactic worked, and the reward was raised to 450 Rupees.
Moments
How to time a nosebleed
Blood makes all the difference
Rejection
Ares speaks
Let's talk about EA and ribs
A whisper in the dark
About that Fireblast124
The 4th wall happened
Vincent...
)Deaths
- Stalchild takes Neon's hit from his dying breath.... which smells really bad, by the way. So bad, that Stalchild's lack of smell is able to inhale it and melt into a horrific goo of liquified bone. A sign falls on the Stalchild, saying "KEESE AND CO. would like to remind you that we throw the garbage away. Please do so here.
- Neon_Mercilion just fucking explodes
- Neon_Mercilion loses the rest of his HP, and flees into the carriage to rest.