Zelda Universe RPG

• GhostlyHorse does a rick roll- wait oh crap oh crap oh crap-
  
• [Fireblast]: (OUT)
  
• Sephiroth kicks GhostlyHorse out the window.
  
• Sephiroth has kicked GhostlyHorse from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a Nazi brigade! «14,265»)
  
• [DM]: Sephiroth, summon a Grammar Nazi on GhostlyHorse in accordance to the kick line. Pick any move and shoot it.
  
• GrammarNazi fires a flurry of typos at GhostlyHorse! (Roll Courage!)
  
• GhostlyHorse does another barrel roll to dodge GrammarNazi's attack!
  
• GrammarNazi has been denied.
  
• [DM]: (Okay, any time that kick line occurs - a Grammar Nazi must be summoned. This is an absolute rule.)
  
• [Sephiroth]: (lol)

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MEANWHILE, A FEW MINUTES LATER...

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• [Sephiroth]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqoJAyt4NQ4 ... Is it me, or do I hear "I buttered it up up." over, and over, and over again?
  
• [DM]: Smooth McGroove is so smooth, he makes butter with his voice.
  
• Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  
• You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a Nazi brigade! «14,267»)
  
• [DM]: OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP
  
• * BlueShell is now known as GrammarNazi
  
• [DM]: It figures... RIGHT AFTER I SAY THAT RULE....
  
• GrammarNazi thwacks DM upside the head with a question mark.
  [DM]: crap crap crap crap
  
• DM is thwacked upside the head with a question mark as he questions why he made that god darn rule.
  
• GrammarNazi inflicts the DM with Typo Fever.
  
• GhostlyHorse rollsg rea tisr af eyes afrom sdie to sidewa to see how frgrammare works.
  
• GhostlyHorse freis a Shadowg Bolgea at Silker aginagd cuaes die. (Roll Wisdom tousguoa4893atg890438)
  
• Silker is shocked by a veil of darkness that consumes him.
  
• Silker 's fairy pulls him back out.
  
• GhostlyHorse inflivts thea powre of deatha as thypo beaver consumes himself (HAHHAHAHAHAHA, THYPO BEAVER, WHAT THE
  
• [DM]: Excuse me.
  
• [DM]: Just.... gimme a minute.
  
• [DM]: I need to compose myself.....
  
• GhostlyHorse 's remaining lifefrocea is converteda to Rebonack.
  
• DM castgae fleraferalfrna cleansinge flamfes on hismsevleg48oato4a7hitik4ra
  
• DM is cured of Typo Fever. Screw you too, Grammar Nazi.
  
• [Fireblast]: (Lmao)
  
• [Sephiroth]: (I am still LOLing about that.... literally.)
  
• [DM]: (Same, lol)

And thus, Thypo Beaver was born.

<Kirran>Personally, I'm also trying to figure out what happened to another ghost we ran into. He told us a story that...doesn't sit right with me.
<Christoper_Belmont> I see... Care to fill me in on that one?
* Christoper_Belmont is puzzled and intriged
<DM> *Dex is impaled by a spike, dealing (including damage reduction) 2 damage.*
<Kirran> (You want to keep it down Dex, I'm trying to spout exposition. Lol)
<DM> (God Kirran, you're cruel)

• *Green_Enrics trips
  
• <Emilica> Don't mind her
  
• <Emilica> She is drunk
  
• <Green_Enrics> Hell yeah I am. *hiccup*
  
• <Leroy> I can smell the Jack Daniels.
  
• <Green_Enrics> (rofl)
  
• <Leroy> Chateu Romani prehaps?
  
• <Green_Enrics> Nah, just wasted a lot of my moneys on the Hyrule Market. *hiccup*
  
• <Leroy> Sybilis decided to have a not so bright idea to drink a Chateu Romani because it would give him infinte magic for a short period of time.
  
• <Leroy> I had to lock him in the house when it wore off.
  
• <Leroy> He is very unstable.

Later:

• * Green_Enrics punches Emilica
  
• <Travelling_Poe> I'm basically the only one who knows where Koume is right now.
  
• * Emilica gets sent flying into the sky
  
• <Dhoo> That's fine. You go ahead and we'll catch up.
  
• * Leroy stands between Green_Enrics and Emilica.
  
• <Leroy> I don't think we need to be fighting.
  
• * Emilica gets burned in the sky
  
• * Emilica has quit (Quit: .)
  
• <Green_Enrics> I think it's kinda too late...for that....
  
• * Green_Enrics hiccups
  
• <Leroy> ...I wish Sybilis didn't have that hangover.

<-- DM has kicked Ares from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a sword! «15,309»)
--> Ares (~WindStrik@24.246.165.68) has joined #zurpg
* Ares grabs both of her Doran's Blades and charges-
<@Ares> ......
* Ares grabs both of her Doran's Blade, including the one she LANDED on, and charges at Stalfos1 with a Cross Slash! (Roll Courage!)

Christopher_Belmont attempts to use the blessed dagger as a lockpick on the keyhole (roll courage)
<DM> *Your dagger enters the keyhole, but it fails to arouse the keyhole. It remains displeased with you. It seems you will need to find the right tool to unlock its love.*

<@DM> *WinterWolfos2 is smeared into a bloody masscre that paints the entire room red, bleeding out more blood than it actually had. The room's walls are not amused, and Kefka drives in through the fourth wall with his ambulance, jacked out with Magitek guns. It shoots the rest of WinterWolfos2's remains, and Kefka smiles as his ambulance is painted red. He rolls back out through the fourth wall, licking his lips in delight. What a beautiful day!
<@Kefka> Destruction to ALL!

[21:28:34] Christopher_Belmont heads south again into the puzzle room
[21:28:40] <@DM> wut
[21:28:48] Christopher_Belmont heads south again into the puzzle room via the door
[21:28:52] <@DM> wut
[21:29:00] <@Harvey> (Switch room, not Puzzle room)
[21:29:02] Emilica gets sent out of the puzzled room
[21:29:16] <%Christopher_Belmont> (err I meant switch room)
[21:29:21] <@DM> *You head south from the puzzle room, into the south hall, and back south again into the puzzle room. You have rounded the globe in a matter of seconds. Congrats.*

* Fireblast pokes a random wall
<DM> *The random wall pokes Fireblast back in accordance to the laws of physics.*
* Fireblast gets poked and loses .1 HP
<DM> (Congrats Fireblast, you gave a move to a random wall.)