Just for kicks!

WindStrike · 08-18-2013, 12:21 AM

Throw suggestions for kick lines for Sephiroth to add to his random kick lines in this thread. Have fun!

Forgotten Third Eye · (This post was last modified: 08-18-2013, 09:52 AM by Forgotten Third Eye.)

You have been kicked out of the window and landed inside a cloud that contains explosive chocolate rain, who thought that this was a good idea?
You have been kicked out of the window and landed inside Nonnag's private corner, you shouldn't even be here!
You have been kicked out of the window and landed in death water, that is some instant death right there!
You have been kicked out of the window and landed inside a room full of windows, which one is the right way out?
You have been kicked out of the window and landed inside Hyrule Castle, shouldn't you be doing something else other than roaming the castle?
You have been kicked out of the window and landed on a toaster! All toasters toast toast!
You have been kicked out of the window and landed inside a box, what does it contain?
You have been kicked out of the window and landed on Christopher Robin! Gotta watch out for those baseballs!
You have been kicked out of the window and landed in a stream of streams streaming other streams. This is streamception.

[I will probably post more later]
Edit: Changed because reasons.
Edit 2: Thought of some more, and changed the "Insert Name Here" to a name.

WindStrike · (This post was last modified: 08-18-2013, 10:09 AM by WindStrike.)

You have been kicked out of the window and landed in a flame war between League plays and Dota players. No moderator can stop this!
You have been kicked out of the window and landed in the American Dream, where you will experience a low standard of living.
You have been kicked out of the window and landed in a live studio audience, filled with extremist fans. Whatever they're cheering for, it can't be ZURPG.
You have been kicked out of the window and landed in a hospital, where you are suffering from a terminal case of bees. Time for a buzz cut!
You have been kicked out of the window and landed in a pool of cold water. Cha-ching, you're now Christopher Walken!
You have been kicked out of the window and landed on Darth Vader, where you discuss the finer points of moral ambiguity.
You have been kicked out of the window and landed on the king, for it is what all true warriors strive for! Link, my boy, you must die!
You have been kicked out of the window and landed in prison, where you're sentenced to an eternity of finding Waldo.
You have been kicked out of the window and landed on Blizzard's Starcraft balancing team. Uh oh, here comes the nerfbat!
You have been kicked out of the window and landed in prison. You will be freed when you beat Kaizo Mario without save states.
You have been kicked out of the window and landed in Canada, where you will proceed to drown in millions of tons of maple syrup.
You have been kicked out of the window and landed on MechaHitler and his robotic Nazi brigade!
You have been kicked out of the window and landed in Cuil Theory. I give you a hamburger.
You have been kicked out of the window and landed on the fourth wall, when the Kool-Aid Man busts in. OH YEAH!
You have been kicked out of the window and landed on Morgan Freeman as The Hidden. He's evolved in disability, and he can smell you.

Orithan · (This post was last modified: 08-18-2013, 02:54 AM by Orithan.)

You have been kicked out of the window and landed into the jaws of a hungry Piranha Plant!
You have been kicked out of the window and landed in brambles. Ouch!
You have been kicked out of the window and landed on Shane. It's all Shane's fault!
You have been kicked out of the window and landed on THAT'S CLASSIFIED!
You have been kicked out of the window and landed on Moosh. He gets angry and carries you into Link's Quest for the Hookshot. Have fun!
You have been kicked out of the window and landed on Sephiroth. What?
You have been kicked out of the window and landed in Super Smash Bros as a contestant.
You have been kicked out of the window and landed on the road, in the way of a speeding car.

Sephiroth · (This post was last modified: 08-18-2013, 05:04 PM by Sephiroth.)

I want to state that there is a few constants that cannot be changed, unless I rewrite the entire script to incorporate them.

Orithan's lines match exactly those constants.

There must always be the following at the beginning of the kick message; You have been kicked out of the window and landed

WindStrike and Fireblast124 will need to rewrite their lines to work with this requirement. Adding Orithan's lines now..

Here's a bit of more technical information, the kick lines are stated as a constant at the beginning of the script, in an array.

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windowkickreasons = [

    'in a bush!',

    'in a puddle!',

    'in the river!',

    'in the middle of the road!',

    'on a train track!',

    'on a sprinkler head!',

    'in the neighbor\'s house!',

    'on the roof!',

    'in the fountain!',

    'on a hill!',

    'in a cave!',

    'on a conveniently placed lawn gnome!',

    'on a sprinkler head!',

    'on the Publisher\'s Clearing House Prize Patrol™!',

    'in the neighbor\'s tree!',

    'in a tree. But, then you fell and landed in manure!',

    'on the cement forty stories down!',

    'on a rake... Ouch? @_@',

    'inside the tree-house next-door!',

    'on the street, right in front of an oncoming semi!',

    'on a conveniently placed speaker!',

    'in a dumpster!',

    'in an adjacent building!',

    'in an adjacent building\'s bathroom where someone was showering! Uh-oh.',

    'in ...No, wait, you didn\'t land. You fell into a bottomless pit.',

    'in the middle of a western gunfight!',

    'on an overturned trash can!',

    'on a golf course',

    'on an overturned golf cart!',

    'in a pile of leaves!',

    'on the green, blocking an angry golfer\'s shot to the hole! This could get ugly.',

    'in a bowl of mashed potatoes? O_o',

    'on the Internet!',

    'on an XBox One!',

    'on a oh-so-conveniently placed cactus!',

    'in the neighbor\'s doghouse! Watch out for Spike, he\'s a bastard!',

    'in your mom\'s lap! What a coincidence!',

    'in the front yard!',

    'in the school\'s parking lot where the principal is waiting! Uh-oh!',

    'in windoze.py! OMG!',

    'in your brother\'s room!',

    'in Windows Vista!',

    'on a ship that\'s headed to Antarctica! Better take your winter coat along with you!',

    'in another channel on this network! Whoa!',

    'in ... Where\'d you go? China?',

    'on the net of a tennis match! Uh-oh, this could get ugly.',

    'in your hard disk drive! Watch out for that boot sector!',

    'in Kirby\'s stomach! :O',

    'on stage near Bob Barker on the Price is Right! A WINNER IS YOU!',

    'in outer space, where you crash into the moon where Sephiroth casts Super Nova and blows up the moon instead of the Earth.',

    'in a pile of shit!',

    'in Area 51!',

    'in jail!',

    'right on the surface of the sun!',

    'on Don Vito\'s lap!',

    'in Jail. Do not pass Go, Do not collect Two Hundred Dollars.',

    'in the sandbox out back!',

    'on a flagpole? O_o',

    'on a hippie! Better watch out for Hunter_P!',

    'inside a shotgun barrel? BANG!',

    'on Chuck Norris! =O',

    'on a Cactuar! Watch out for it\'s 1,000 needle attack!',

    'in another window!',

    'inside a passing dump truck',

    'in a shoe!', 'in my septic tank!',

    'on Black Mage! Uh oh, you better run Black Mage is charging Hadoken!',

    'in the Great Mighty Poo\'s mouth, that\'s gotta be gross.',

    'up your butt! How the fuck is that possible?',

    'in a puddle of horse piss!',

    'in Big Bubba\'s jail cell! Better not let your guard down or you\'ll become Bubba\'s \'play\' mate!',

    'in a binary code!',

    'in the pants!',

    'on Kirby\'s dinner table, better hope Kirby isn\'t hungry',

    'in your toilet!',

    'in your computer! Hope you have the money to replace it.',

    'in hell!',

    'on your Mom!',

    'in front of a crashing jet!',

    'in the Arctic Ocean',

    'on Jason\'s chainsaw! BTW, IT\'S TURNED ON!',

    'in a giant labyrinth!',

    'up Big Bubba\'s Butt! That\'s gotta be nasty...',

    'in the UPS truck!',

    'in a nuclear power plant! Better not do anything stupid.',

    'in Fat Bastard\'s fat! I don\'t think you\'ll be coming out for a while.',

    'in a sumo wrestling arena!',

    'in the hospital!',

    'in a pool of sharks!',

    'in Hyrule!',

    'in your favorite video game!',

    'in bed with your boss\'s wife! You may not want to go back to work if he finds out.',

    'in a Python Script.',

    'in a room full of Metroids!',

    'in the Space Pirate Frigate!',

    'in Zero Wing! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!',

    'in the set of a movie! Aren\'t you lucky? :P',

    'in a hex code!',

    'in a pile of dead skunks!',

    'on another IRC Server!',

    'on a Wii!',

    'in Samus\'s Starship!',

    'in a Testicle Cover Guard tournament.',

    'in Soviet Russia!',

    'in a concentration camp! Hail Hitler! 11111111oneoneoneone!!!!',

    'in a pile of potatoes!',

    'in front of a proximity potato ray!',

    'in the STD Realm of poo!',

    'up your boss\'s wife\'s butt!',

    'in a bio containment chamber where you will be exposed to Phazon!',

    'in the Budweiser Beer factory! Drink up! :P',

    'in #potato.',

    'on your balls! Owwwwww.....',

    'inside the sewers!',

    'on a conveniently placed fence! Ouch, you might not be able to have kids now...',

    'on yourself? WTF!!!',

    'in the middle of a Civil War!',

    'on your father\'s newly painted truck!',

    'near two bears mating! This could get ugly!',

    'in the chimney! WTF?',

    'on Sephiroth\'s old dial-up modem! Wow it\'s slow!',

    'in a tornado.',

    'on an Armos!',

    'on Yoshi\'s tongue! Whoa!',

    'on a kid.',

    'on Mario!',

    'inside an active crash test car! Watch out for that brick wall!',

    'up your nose? How the heck did that happen?',

    'in the exit! |¯|',

    'in a Nazi Brigade!',

    'in a can of green beans',

    'on a poker table as the pot! :O',

    'inside the Pit of 100 Trials. Have fun escaping!',

    'in the vault at a bank! Watch out for those police officers!',

    'in King Dedede\'s Castle!',

    'on a businessman! Is that your dad?',

    'on a sword!',

    'on my foot! Here comes another kick out the window!',

    'in the ocean! Do I hear Jaws music?',

    'on a power line! Zap!',

    'in Super Mario 64!',

    'on the highway!',

    'on the side-walk!',

    'on an ice cream truck!',

    'on your balls! Ow... looks like every chance you had with that girl is now gone.',

    'in the sewers!',

    'on Link!',

    'under a bridge!',

    'on Bill Gates! Quick, shoot him while you can!',

    'in a swimming pool!',

    'on a saw blade! OMG, it\'s turned on!',

    'in the dumpster head first? WTF!',

    'on a truck!',

    'on a steak! Wait, are you SURE that\'s steak!',

    'on a fire hydrant!',

    'on a trout!',

    'on a cow!',

    'on a chicken!',

    'in another window, which in turn gets you kicked out the window again. Wait... what?',

    'in the hospital! Wow, they think the bruise from the kick is pretty bad...',

    'in a hornets nest! RUN!!',

    'on a piano! Hey, I was playing that!',

    'on an alligator!',

    'on an antenna, where you get struck by a bolt of lightning!',

    'in a Windows directory, slamming into the fonts folder! Fonts go flying everywhere.',

    'somewhere. Henceforth, you are expelled from this estimable enclave, your presence is invalid vacate, and behold forthwith! And take with you... A boot to the head.',

    'on the sun, where your life will enlighten all others!',

    'in Windows 8!',

    'into the jaws of a hungry Piranha Plant!',

    'in brambles. Ouch!',

    'on Shane. It\'s all Shane\'s fault!',

    'on THAT\'S CLASSIFIED!',

    'on Moosh. He gets angry and carries you into Link\'s Quest for the Hookshot. Have fun!',

    'on Sephiroth. What?',

    'in Super Smash Bros. as a contestant.',

    'on the road, in front of a speeding car.',

    'in a flame war between League of Legends players and Dota players. No moderator can stop this!',

    'in the American Dream, where you will experience a low standard of living.',

    'in a live studio audience, filled with extremist fans. Whatever they\'re cheering for, it can\'t be ZURPG.',

    'in a hospital, where you are suffering from a terminal case of bees. Time for a buzz cut!',

    'in a pool of cold water. Cha-ching! You\'re now Christopher Walken!',

    'on Darth Vader, where you discuss the finer points of moral ambiguity.',

    'on the king, for it is what all true warriors strive for! Link, my boy, you must die!',

    'in prison, where you\'re sentenced to an eternity of finding Waldo.',

    'on Blizzard\'s Starcraft balancing team. Uh-oh, here comes the nerfbat!',

    'in prison. You will be freed when you beat Kaizo Mario without save states.',

    'in Canada, where you will proceed to drown in millions of tons of maple syrup.',

    'on MechaHitler and his robotic Nazi Brigade!',

    'in Cuil Theroy. I give you a hamburger.',

    'on the fourth wall, when the Kool-Aid Man busts in. OH YEAH!',

    'on Morgan Freeman as The Hidden. He\'s evolved in disability, and he can smell you.',

    'inside a cloud that contains explosive chocolate rain. Who thought that this was a good idea?',

    'inside Nonnag\'s private corner. You shouldn\'t even be here!',

    'in death water, that\'s some instant death. :o',

    'inside a room full of windows, which one is the right way out?',

    'inside Hyrule Castle. Shouldn\'t you be doing something else other than roaming the castle?',

    'on a toaster! All toasters toast toast!',

    'inside a box. What\'s inside?',

    'on Christopher Robin! Gotta watch out for those baseballs!',

    'in a stream, streaming other streams! Streamception!'

]

then this function selects one of those array keys, and uses it as the window kick message. Do note that there's a second array set up for self-reasons, which contain pretty much the same thing as everyone else, with a few minor grammatical changes.

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def window(word, word_eol, userdata):

    global windowkickreasons, kickcfg

    serv = xchat.get_info("network")

    name = xchat.get_info('nick')

    window = random.choice(windowkickreasons)

    hiswindow = random.choice(selfwindowkickreasons)

    locale.setlocale(locale.LC_ALL, '')

    if len(word) >= 3:

        if re.search("^" + name.lower(), word[1].lower()):

            xchat.command("me kicks himself out the window.")

            xchat.command("kick " + name + " He was kicked out the window and he landed " + hiswindow + " 05(" + word_eol[2] + "05) 02«12" + str(locale.format('%d', kickcfg.kickcount, True)) + "02»")

            kickcfg.kickcount += 1

            kickconfig(1)

        else:

            xchat.command("me kicks " + word[1] + " out the window.")

            xchat.command("kick " + word[1] + " You have been kicked out the window and you landed " + window + " 05(" + word_eol[2] + "05) 02«12" + str(locale.format('%d', kickcfg.kickcount, True)) + "02»")

            kickcfg.kickcount += 1

            kickconfig(1)

    elif len(word) == 2:

        if re.search("^" + name.lower(), word[1].lower()):

            xchat.command("me kicks himself out the window.")

            xchat.command("kick " + name + " He was kicked out the window and he landed " + hiswindow + " 02«12" + str(locale.format('%d', kickcfg.kickcount, True)) + "02»")

            kickcfg.kickcount += 1

            kickconfig(1)

        else:

            xchat.command("me kicks " + word[1] + " out the window.")

            xchat.command("kick " + word[1] + " You have been kicked out the window and you landed " + window + " 02«12" + str(locale.format('%d', kickcfg.kickcount, True)) + "02»")

            kickcfg.kickcount += 1

            kickconfig(1)

    else:

        xchat.prnt("Choose somebody to kick.");

    return xchat.EAT_XCHAT

In the end, to change the lines like Fireblast and WindStrike have posted them, I'd have to alter the script some, then have to go back to each and every line and change them to have them still make sense.

Do note that I have removed pretty much most of the ZC references, and no offence to Moosh and his quest, I've opted not to include that one as well.

WindStrike · (This post was last modified: 08-19-2013, 02:31 AM by WindStrike.)

You have been kicked out of the window and landed in the space jam! COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
You have been kicked out of the window and landed in front of Kefka's ambulance.
You have been kicked out of the window and landed in nothing!
You have been kicked out of the window and landed on Peppy. Do a barrel roll!
You have been kicked out of the window and landed on Falco. Hey Einstein, I'm on your side!

Goriya · (This post was last modified: 09-01-2013, 12:02 AM by Sephiroth.)

SEPHIROTH EDIT: Still need to add the lines below...

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You have been kicked out of the window and landed wherever this kick line takes you!
You have been kicked out of the window and landed in your Animal Crossing Town. Better go shake those trees for buttfruits!
You have been kicked out of the window and landed in a Fanta Commercial. Do you want a Fanta?
You have been kicked out of the window and landed into the vacuum of Space. You were never seen again.
You have been kicked out of the window and landed in Green Hill Zone. In Act 3 you kept getting a Game Over from those first spikes.

Forgotten Third Eye · 08-31-2013, 08:24 PM

Some more after some from my other post:

You have been kicked out of the window and landed on Santa! He doesn't seem too happy about that, better run now before you get coal'd!
You have been kicked out of the window and landed in a waterfall! That's a long way down from here!
You have been kicked out of the window and landed on a Beanie. Wait, why are these guys here? Are they taking a vacation from Beanbean Kingdom?
You have been kicked out of the window and landed on Fawful! He has fury, but he also lacks beef, Fink-rat!
You have been kicked out of the window and landed in a volcano! Hurry up before it erupts!
You have been kicked out of the window and landed in a gigantic cup of coffee! What does it contain?

Goriya · (This post was last modified: 08-31-2013, 08:57 PM by Goriya.)

You have been kicked out of the window and landed on WindStrike's Headache!
You have been kicked out of the window and landed on a Gorilla. Ouch, right in the jimmies.

WindStrike · 08-31-2013, 08:56 PM

You have been kicked out of the window and landed on Kanye West. I'm happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but DM is the best troll of all time!
You have been kicked out of the window and landed in Subway. Eat fresh or die hard.