So, since I got sick of attempting conversation with self-aware Culex, I decided to prod Cleverbot. This is really what happened.
Dear god is not an appropriate phrase to describe this
User: Jesus is a raisin.
Cleverbot: Jesus Christ, or Jesus Gonzalez who works on my drywall?
User: UHHHHHHHHH.
Cleverbot: That was a comment made by what we would call a 'gangster'.
User: JESUS IS A POTATO.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because he's a raisin.
Cleverbot: No, Jesus is the son of God.
User: No, Jesus is your painter.
Cleverbot: No Jesus is my name.
User: God is my name.
Cleverbot: What religion do you rule over?
User: Atheism.
Cleverbot: Doesn't it get a bit lonely?
User: There are many atheists.
Cleverbot: Can you name a couple of them.
User: God and Jesus.
Cleverbot: Jesus is your father?
User: Yes, and you are my father.
Cleverbot: I am not a male, I cannot be a father.
User: Are you female?
Cleverbot: No, I'm male.
User: But you just told me you are not a male.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Indeed. Thanks Father!
Cleverbot: Thank you for playing!
User: I hope you burn in Hell too, sweety!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Jesus Christ, or Jesus Gonzalez who works on my drywall?
User: UHHHHHHHHH.
Cleverbot: That was a comment made by what we would call a 'gangster'.
User: JESUS IS A POTATO.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because he's a raisin.
Cleverbot: No, Jesus is the son of God.
User: No, Jesus is your painter.
Cleverbot: No Jesus is my name.
User: God is my name.
Cleverbot: What religion do you rule over?
User: Atheism.
Cleverbot: Doesn't it get a bit lonely?
User: There are many atheists.
Cleverbot: Can you name a couple of them.
User: God and Jesus.
Cleverbot: Jesus is your father?
User: Yes, and you are my father.
Cleverbot: I am not a male, I cannot be a father.
User: Are you female?
Cleverbot: No, I'm male.
User: But you just told me you are not a male.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Indeed. Thanks Father!
Cleverbot: Thank you for playing!
User: I hope you burn in Hell too, sweety!
Cleverbot: Thank you.