Chat Quotes

For things that happen in chat outside of session, or on the side during session in #zuchat. Anyhow, here comes the shenanigans!

The nuances of Kefka

<Kirran> Kefka knows what's up
<Kefka> MANY TIMES lol
<Vincent_Valentine> $randsentence
<Kefka> Vincent_Valentine: In a concert hall, Lowell filleted a shallow monkey and then fell 206 feet and was injured.
<Bob> DM does not understand the nuances of Kefka. I do not believe he is ready for conversation with this intelligence. I recommend DM does a barrel roll to compensate.
<Kefka>
<Vincent_Valentine> ... rofl

Best randsentences

<Bob> $randsentence
<Kefka> Bob: Once, jittery Forrest Gump asked, "Who cuddled with Zelda?" In response, Quentin got shot by Zelda , but everyone would have rather seen it happen to a combative fat old slob.
<Kirran> Mmm, blueberry.

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<Vincent_Valentine> $randsentence
<Kefka> Vincent_Valentine: Welcome to the clever 9 o' clock news. In our top story tonight Stephen prayed with some bloody Kraft American Cheese Singles but that was only a coverup for a pack of old-fashioned wolves who recycled a nasty bowl of bitter fruit.
<Bob> best news story ever

Kefka dies

* Vincent_Valentine kicks Kefka out the window.
* Vincent_Valentine has kicked Kefka from #zuchat (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in death water, that's some instant death. :o «15,150»)
* Kefka (~Kefka@lunarnet-AB6D2C36.lightspeed.nsvltn.sbcglobal.net) has joined #zuchat
<Fireblast124> GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOR, KEFKA
<Kefka> FIRE
* Kefka dies a deathly death.
* Kefka (~Kefka@lunarnet-AB6D2C36.lightspeed.nsvltn.sbcglobal.net) has left #zuchat (Death.)
<Red_Enrics> ....
<Fireblast124> And that is Kefka 2.0

I suddenly hate life.

Curse you well timed kicks

<Gurloz> <@Kefka> I have no use for you!
<Gurloz> <@WindStrike> good, I don't have use for you either, Kefka
<Gurloz> <-- Gurloz has kicked WindStrike from #zurpg (BOOT TO THE HEAD! «15,845»)
<Gurloz> <@Kefka> Turn about victory coming right up.

WindStrike, the DM, gets burned by Kefka

<DM> HI KEFKA
<Kefka> Did you come to be destroyed?
<DM> ......

WindStrike hates everyone

<Cirn0> $pie DM
* Kefka throws a Blueberry pie at DM as requested by Cirn0. I threw 128 pies on LunarNet.
<DM> Kefka, why do you throw pies?
<Kefka> Bleh! You people make me sick! You sound like lines from a self-help book! If that's how it's going to be... I'll snuff them all out! Every last one of your sickening, happy little reasons for living!
<DM> ... pies are everyone's happy little reasons for living, Kefka? Is that why? So you can snuff them out?
<Kefka> Hm... where should I start?
<DM> yep, Kefka needs moar lines
<Kefka> Life...Dreams...Hope...Where do they come from? And where do they go? None of that junk is enough to fulfill your hearts! Destruction...Destruction is what makes life worth living! Destroy! Destroy! Destroy! Let's destroy everything!
<DM> I'll need to drop into a diabolical mode later so I can drop a ton of lines on him.
<DM> ... requires me to get into a certain mood, twill probably take about 20 attempts before that happens
* Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
* Sephiroth has kicked DM from #zuchat (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in prison. You will be freed when you beat Kaizo Mario without save states. «16,333»)
* DM (~WindStrik@24.246.165.68) has joined
* ChanServ sets mode +a on #zuchat DM
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
<DM> touche
<Cirn0> GO DO IT DM
<Cirn0> GO BEAT KAIZO MARIO
<DM> I'll pass
<DM> Kefka can beat it
<Kefka> Did you come to be destroyed?
<Cirn0> OR I WILL EAT YOUR STEAK
<DM> No Kefka, you came to be destroyed.
<Kefka> Toying with your prey is fun.
<DM> wait, how'd you know I had steak
<DM> Kefka, did you tell Cirno about the steak?!
<Kefka> Now I can go crazy!
<Cirn0> I KNOW EVERYTHING
<DM> hate you all