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Meanwhile, Around Hyrule Castle [Currently Planning Next Session] - Forgotten Third Eye - 12-26-2016 While Bob is screaming at a group of people adventuring over at the Gerudo area, Lord Gustaf wanted to arm the Hyrulean Army with some outlandish materials and other rare objects. Unfortunately, they cannot send some soldiers out, because they are NPCs and they would permanently die if they were to be killed. Instead, Lord Gustaf has a request for any adventurer that happens to not have permadeath - to hunt for these materials. That is how another adventure was formulated to contribute to the disasters/history of Hyrule. This quest will run alongside the shenanigans that are occurring over at the Gerudo Desert Area. Well, in theory it is concurrent to that quest. The mechanics of this quest are fairly loose, and will rely more on the roleplaying aspect as per the sister quest. So go nuts and perform whatever earth-shattering craziness your mind can think of. As for the time of the first session, I actually do not know, and I'd rather just some people just so happen to be available at some point in the night for me to run a random session. This means that, yes, just about anybody can hop into the session and yes you can totally go solo if you really want to, though I wouldn't recommend it. As for what places the players may go to, who knows, maybe they will go to an ancient ruins or trek through an underground city or even go into space (okay, maybe not space). All we know is that shenanigans will unfold and doors will kill and pots will be reluctant of the lack of plot. Maybe you might even get to explore a completely isolated land that nobody else has heard of because the inhabitants living there kinda just escaped many centuries ago. RE: Meanwhile, Around Hyrule Castle [Date To Be Determined] - Forgotten Third Eye - 03-20-2017 Quest Summaries and Raw Logs Summaries Session 0 - Prologue
Needs to be created. Raw Logs Session 0 - Prologue
<DM> Will start when the other guy gets here * WindStrike is now known as Baegba <Baegba> time to run a complete improv of an old profile, lol <Baegba> at the very least fixing stats <Baegba> question, do you want me to assist on rulings or do you wanna call all of them? <DM> Some assistance would be nice <Baegba> kay <DM> ... Wait, I am not supposed to be talking to a Goron behind the fourth wall! * Darte (~Darte@c-24-19-162-40.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined <DM> GET IN THE BAG NEBBY * Darte kicks the bag for good measure. <DM> DAMMIT NEBBY <Darte> also i still don't get that meme <DM> Okay are the people who are currently here for the session ready * DM pokes Baegba and Darte * Darte gives his grudging acknowledgment. <Baegba> okay I'm back <DM> Hi back, I am the DM <Baegba> errr <Baegba> Oi et be et err back. <DM> *LAST TIME ON ZURPG- wait there wasn't a last time for this * Baegba gives voice to Darte <DM> *You both are plopped inside Lord Gustaf's Office * Darte should probably be on Firiann for this. <DM> *He seems to be too grumpy and busy with all the paperwork. And I mean ALL THE PAPERWORK. * Baegba has kicked Darte from #zurpg (FIRIANN-HENSHIN-KICK!) * Darte (~Darte@c-24-19-162-40.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined * Baegba gives voice to Darte <DM> *Gustaf also doesn't seem to care either * Darte doesn't seem to have her set up. nvm <DM> [Also I will allow you to switch just this instant, because I am nice] * Baegba kerplops and rolls onto Darte, probably causing a loud crashing sound. <DM> [And by instant, I mean until you switch] <DM> *Baegba, roll Power against Darte <Darte> (Instant declined. I DON'T TAKE CHARITY) <DM> *Why? Because reasons <Darte> ( ;_; ) <Baegba> $25d10 <Navi> Baegba: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 5, 1, 5, 10, 2, 7, 5, 6, 2, 2, 4, 3, 5, 1, 1, 4, 10, 2, 6, 8, 10, 7, 5 and 7. Total: 126. Successes: 18. <Darte> $13d10 <Navi> Darte: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 2, 5, 1, 5, 2, 8, 9, 2, 2, 9, 3 and 9. Total: 60. Successes: 6. <Baegba> (wait, did I just kill Darte?) <DM> *Congratulations, you squashed a bit of your ally, and Lord Gustaf looks up and sighs. Kudos <Baegba> (heck yeah) <Darte> 5h 10m | Weeping softly amongst the rubble <DM> [Gustaf]: What do you want, I don't have all day. <DM> *He seems to be addressing to the two of you, unamused by your shenanigans. <Baegba> Oi et be et err doin' moi stuffs when oi been err-pointed ta bein' droipped offen' ta yer oiffice an' da fishy o'er dere. <Baegba> (....... okay, maybe I should bring it back juuuuust a bit) <DM> [Gustaf]: ... * Nimono has quit (Quit: DOH I MISSED) <DM> *Gustaf then asks the two of you if you want to partake a quest to gather some materials or tools to arm the Hylian Army. Why? Because the soldiers would be permanently dead if they were sent off and killed off. <Baegba> Oi mean... we're lookin' fer quests. * Darte raises a shaky hand. "And some aspirin." <Baegba> Wot's aspiroin? <DM> *Gustaf is awaiting a response [Let's just say he asked the question after Baegba] <Baegba> Well, dat can't be that bad. Oi'd be up fer it! <DM> *Lord Gustaf then states that there is a steamboat captain that is waiting for them in Saria Town's port. <Baegba> Err, 'ow exoictly do we get there? <Baegba> Do we'z takes a boiat from yer port o'er to Saria Toin port an' den jump boats? <DM> *Gustaf calls upon a soldier to take you both to Saria Town in preparation to leave for another land. <Baegba> (WALLHAX, I CALL WALLHAX) <DM> *He then sends you off on your way. <DM> *After some not-even-a-few-minutes travel by the fourth wall, you end up in Saria Town right by the port. * Darte wails pitifully as he is dragged off. "But I didn't do nothin'! It was the goron as broked all yer stuff! THE GORON I TELLS YE--!" <Baegba> Oi, did oi et err shroom all de et err oi boi woit- <DM> *There is a big man awaiting by a weirdly designed ship. <DM> [Soldier]: That should be him, I'll be heading back to the Castle now. <DM> *Soldier then takes off, leaving you both on your own. <Baegba> Oi, thunks fer takin' us et er 'ere! * Darte extends his dislocated hand to the big sailor boy. "Right. You're our sweet ride?" * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window. * Sephiroth has kicked DM from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a beanie. Wait, why are these guys here? Are they taking a vacation from the Beanbean Kingdom? «20,016») * Baegba woives at GenericNiceGuySoldierNumber56430675409765 * DM (~Compile@cpe-184-59-48-115.wi.res.rr.com) has joined * ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to DM * DM lands on walking bean things. * Baegba turns to face da big guy. <DM> [Steamboat Captain]: Ah, you must be the adventurers about to head out to gather some stuff for the Hylian Army, eh? <Baegba> (Checking time of day, I'm assuming it's daytime, right?) <DM> [Yes, it is daytime] <Baegba> (Kay. Warning, quest is gonna break exponentially very soon. Thanks for lettin' me know time of day!) <DM> [Rip] * Kefka has kicked DM from #zurpg (*Drives a random ambulance over you!*) * DM (~Compile@cpe-184-59-48-115.wi.res.rr.com) has joined * ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to DM <Baegba> Oi, thunks Kefka! ....... woit wat? <DM> [Steamboat Captain]: It is daytime right now, and we will be there in the evening. You up for it? <Sephiroth> $torture off <Kefka> $torture: No longer torturing WindStrike. <Baegba> (THE IRONY) <Baegba> Oi'd be up fer any oidvenchah! * Darte yawns. "Long as you have lunch for the journey." <DM> [Steamboat Captain]: That's great! And the Zora? <Baegba> Wot, da fishy 'ere isn't lunch? * Darte raises the sword of the curlable lump's head in warning. <Darte> *sword over <DM> [Steamboat Captain]: I'll take that as a yes. <DM> [Steamboat Captain]: Now then, you'd both be inside that steamboat's cabin, unfortunately, there is little room for the deck. Damned constructors. <Baegba> Dat oilright! * Sephiroth kicks Baegba out the window. * Sephiroth has kicked Baegba from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on your balls! Ow... looks like every chance you had with that girl is now gone. «20,017») * Baegba (~WindStrik@user-0c8hpgn.cable.mindspring.com) has joined * ChanServ sets mode +a on #zurpg Baegba * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Baegba * Darte sniffs and bumbles belowdecks. <Baegba> (Gorons have balls? I thought they ARE balls!) <DM> [Steamboat Captain]: I'd tell you both my name, but I've heard legends of those who are named to die soon. Not risking that. <Baegba> (High-five DM. High. Five.) <DM> [Steamboat Captain]: Hop on, then. * Baegba hops on and goes up to the cabin. * Sephiroth kicks Baegba out the window. * Sephiroth has kicked Baegba from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Link! «20,018») * Baegba (~WindStrik@user-0c8hpgn.cable.mindspring.com) has joined * ChanServ sets mode +a on #zurpg Baegba * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Baegba * Sephiroth kicks himself out the window. * Sephiroth has kicked Sephiroth from #zurpg (He was kicked out the window and he landed in Windows Vista! «20,019») * Sephiroth (Sephiroth@sephiroth.ws) has joined * ChanServ sets quiet on Sephiroth * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Sephiroth <DM> [Steamboat Captain]: I'll tell you both this now, where we are going will be a rough ride. * Sephiroth sets the computer on fire and kicks it out the window. <Baegba> Where oi am, oi et be et err OILWAYS a roigh roid! <DM> *The Captain then awaits for Darte to board ship. * Darte has been down in the hold and waiting :X <DM> *The Captain then sets off for sea, or ocean, whatever floats your boat. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window. * Sephiroth has kicked DM from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a Python Script. «20,020») * DM (~Compile@cpe-184-59-48-115.wi.res.rr.com) has joined * ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to DM * DoubleEx (~DoubleEx@47.54.210.164) has joined * DoubleEx is now known as Wolfgang <DM> *Anyhow, you both exit Saria Town, and a wild Wolfgang spawns within the cabin. <Darte> O_O * Darte flees from the wildewoolf <DM> *Also this lovely music plays in the background https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8oLQzGQplY <Kefka> YouTube: At Sea - The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass Music Extended - Views: 19,967 - Length: 30:00 - Uploaded: 2013-08-12 - User: BrawlBRSTMs3 X - Likes: 219 - Dislikes: 1 <Baegba> Oi, where'd ye come froim? * Baegba gives voice to Wolfgang * Baegba juggles a ball of fire and a ball of water back and forth. <Wolfgang> I'm here to make sure this operation stays legal. Don't try to jive talk me turkey. * Baegba growls menacingly at this Wolfgang fellow. <Baegba> (Gorons can growl?) * Sephiroth kicks Baegba out the window. <Baegba> (is the captain in the cabin or elsewhere? * Sephiroth has kicked Baegba from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in Hyrule! «20,021») * Baegba (~WindStrik@user-0c8hpgn.cable.mindspring.com) has joined * ChanServ sets mode +a on #zurpg Baegba * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Baegba <DM> *A female chef then comes up with a delicious meal for the party to eat. Eating it will restore full hearts and magic. <Baegba> (OH GOD DANGIT WE'RE TRYING TO GET OUT OF HYRULE) <DM> [Captain is overseaing the trip] * Baegba is distracted boi foods and puts away- <Baegba> ....... <Baegba> (really) <Baegba> (REALLY) * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window. * Sephiroth has kicked DM from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in prison, where you're sentenced to an eternity of finding Waldo. «20,022») * DM (~Compile@cpe-184-59-48-115.wi.res.rr.com) has joined * ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to DM <Baegba> Oi, thunk yer fer da foods, er pretty poison! * Darte chows down. Their dislocated fin returns to pristine condition. <DM> *The chef bows down and heads back to the kitchen. * Baegba chows down while somehow still juggling his magic balls. * Sephiroth kicks Baegba out the window. * Sephiroth has kicked Baegba from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in Area 51! «20,023») * Baegba (~WindStrik@user-0c8hpgn.cable.mindspring.com) has joined * ChanServ sets mode +a on #zurpg Baegba * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Baegba <Baegba> (I deserved that) <Baegba> So, oi just oiccurred ta moi... oi where we goin'? <DM> *Just then, you hear a wild sound from afar. <DM> *Congratulations, you triggered a flag. <Baegba> (Do Sephiroth's boots count as wild sounds? <Sephiroth> A WILD SOUND APPEARED! IT USED ROAR! <Sephiroth> ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE! * Baegba high-fives Sephiroth behind the fourth wall. <DM> [Steamboat Captain]: Don't worry about that, it's just a giant squid thing, I'll handle it. <Baegba> WOT? * Baegba turns to Darte. <DM> *Well, it looks like the Captain is yelling at the party about something. <Baegba> IS DAT YER BROITHER ATTACKIN' US OUT THAR? <DM> *He also sounds perfectly fine. <Baegba> YEW TROITOR! * Baegba prepares to throw a ball of foire at Darte. * Darte mumbles something about Mr. Hentai always getting hungry on Tuesdays. <DM> *You all can hear cannons firing and other random battle effects. Rough ride, they said. * Sephiroth kicks Darte out the window. * Sephiroth has kicked Darte from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the Winnowing Halls. Greetings Mortal, are you ready to die? «20,024») * Darte (~Darte@c-24-19-162-40.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined <DM> *After some time, the fighting stopped. <Sephiroth> * After a while, you land in Port Eluryh. * Sephiroth runs. <DM> [Yeah sure why not] <Baegba> (really man <Baegba> (REALLY <DM> *You all come to a port in the distance. <DM> [Steamboat Captain]: That there is Port Eluryh! Not many adventurers make it this far, I blame that giant squid, he keeps on coming. * Sephiroth kicks Baegba out the window. * Sephiroth has kicked Baegba from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the set of a movie! Aren't you lucky? :P «20,025») * Baegba (~WindStrik@user-0c8hpgn.cable.mindspring.com) has joined * ChanServ sets mode +a on #zurpg Baegba * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Baegba <DM> *It is also evening. <Baegba> Oi, so cap'n, dat gioint quiddy dere, e' wun'nt reloited ta fishy (pointing at Darte) thar? <DM> [Steamboat Captain]: Eh, not really, just another one of those monsters or something. <DM> [Steamboat Captain]: Besides, they barely look alike, so I doubt they are related. * Darte grumbles. "Not a tentacle on me. Ugh." * Sephiroth kicks Darte out the window. * Sephiroth has kicked Darte from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on an overturned golf cart! «20,026») * Darte (~Darte@c-24-19-162-40.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined <Baegba> Ooooi... oi was under thine oimpression da fishies were all reloited... <Wolfgang> Squid aren't fish, they are cephalopods. <DM> *After a while, you all come close to Port Eluryh. * Baegba attempts to bow to Darte, but his goron stomach prevents him, so he kinda faceplants first, gets back up, and then apologizes. <DM> [Steamboat Captain]: Here we are! Port Eluryh, one of the main ports of Geulia! <DM> [Steamboat Captain]: I'd recommend heading to the inn as soon as possible, crazy things happen at night. <DM> [Steamboat Captain]: Good luck! <Wolfgang> Squids aren't fish man. They're totes cephalopods you gnarly dude. <Baegba> Err, thoi happen at-.... oikay. * Baegba stares blankly at Wolfgang. * Darte blinks at the others. "Port what in where?" * Baegba walks off the ship, still staring at Wolfgang. <Wolfgang> Tubular. This turkey can walk the walk but can he talk the talk? <Baegba> (DM, to walk off the ship while staring blankly at him, what do I roll to not die in the process? <DM> [You shall roll with all your love] <Baegba> (TOUCHE) * Baegba starts rollin'.... and rollin'...... and roooooooolllllllllliin' * Baegba uncontrollably rolls all the way to the inn. * Sephiroth kicks Baegba out the window. * Sephiroth has kicked Baegba from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a giant labyrinth! «20,027») * Baegba (~WindStrik@user-0c8hpgn.cable.mindspring.com) has joined * ChanServ sets mode +a on #zurpg Baegba * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Baegba <Baegba> (rollin' to see how horribly out of control this is: <Baegba> $10d10 <Navi> Baegba: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 8, 10, 5, 2, 3, 9, 3, 3 and 2. Total: 48. Successes: 5. <Baegba> (wait, hang on, courage isn't that high) <Baegba> $5d10 <Navi> Baegba: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 5, 8, 10 and 5. Total: 30. Successes: 5. <Baegba> (LUCKSACK, WHOO <DM> *Baegba, you roll and roll around at the speed of whatever, until you head innside the inn, right through automatic doors and not destroying a single thing for some reason. * Baegba uncurls after a doozy of a roll. * Baegba looks oiround. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window. * Sephiroth has kicked DM from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on the roof! «20,028») * DM (~Compile@cpe-184-59-48-115.wi.res.rr.com) has joined * ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to DM <DM> *Congratulations, you ditched your party. <Baegba> (wait, I thought they were gonna follow to the inn.... UNLESS THEY DON'T...... <DM> *Back to the rest of the party, who did not explicitly state that they would walk around finding an inn <DM> *Despite an inn being right in front of them to the left <Baegba> (right, front, and left? ALL AT ONCE? * Sephiroth kicks Baegba out the window. * Sephiroth has kicked Baegba from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed inside Nonnag's private corner. You shouldn't even be here! «20,029») * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window. * Sephiroth has kicked DM from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a chicken! «20,030») * Darte takes the right inn. * Baegba (~WindStrik@user-0c8hpgn.cable.mindspring.com) has joined * ChanServ sets mode +a on #zurpg Baegba * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Baegba * DM (~Compile@cpe-184-59-48-115.wi.res.rr.com) has joined * ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to DM * Wolfgang follows the rest of them. * Baegba gives voice to Darte * Baegba kinda just left a trail of antidestruction behind him. <DM> *Meanwhile, Baegba looks around the inn. It looks fancy. <DM> *There is also a tall man cleaning dishes, having an awesome mustache and wearing fancy clothes. * Orithan (~Orithan@120.21.73.242) has joined * ChanServ sets mode +a on #zurpg Orithan * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Orithan * Baegba rolls up to the bar counter. <Baegba> Oi dere, where et be et oi are oi? * Darte plods after the hedgehog, re-filthying everything he's touched. * Wolfgang follows Darte with the confidence of a man with a badge. <DM> *The tall man faces Baegba, and states that this is an inn, and asks him if he wants to stay for the night. <DM> *The two of you enter the inn, now the party is not split. * Orithan sits on the sidelines * Sephiroth sits on Orithan's left shoulder. <Baegba> Oi, oi'd be et er woillin' ta stay da noight... but onry on WUN coindishun! * Baegba points to Darte fishy. <Baegba> E gots ta sleep next ta doi bonfire! <Baegba> Oicause 'e been doin' notin' but doin' bein' real fishy! <DM> [Tall Man]: Indeed. We'll set up a room for all of you. <Baegba> (wait seriously? that worked?) <Wolfgang> Ah, I'm cool man don't worry I don't sleep. <Baegba> (they can set up a bonfire in a room?) <DM> [Tall Man]: Forgive me for this, but are you all adventurers from Hyrule? <Baegba> Oi am. Da fishy is frum da depths of 'ell. * Wolfgang quickly flashes his Royal Guard badge. "Yep." * Darte asks the Wolf, "Where is L? La Guardia? Legume?" <DM> [Tall Man]: Indeed. That must mean you're all from the orders of Lord Gustaf to gather equipment for a potential war, yes? <Wolfgang> What? * Sephiroth kicks Wolfgang out the window. <Baegba> Oi yus, dat sounds roight. * Sephiroth has kicked Wolfgang from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on an Armos! «20,031») * Wolfgang (~DoubleEx@47.54.210.164) has joined * Sephiroth kicks Baegba out the window. * Sephiroth has kicked Baegba from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Outset Island! «20,032») <Wolfgang> Well, I'm here to see fair play all around. * Baegba (~WindStrik@user-0c8hpgn.cable.mindspring.com) has joined * ChanServ sets mode +a on #zurpg Baegba * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Baegba <DM> [Tall Man]: Indeed. All our rooms are armed with high quality security, so I hope you enjoy your stay. Also, I should warn you to not head outside at night, for there are thieves and assassins running amok this area. <Baegba> Ois dat so.... <DM> [Tall Man]: Take care. <DM> *He then gives you all your room keys. * Baegba gets a really stupid idea, takes his key, and rolls on up to his room. Clarifying something here, I'm not sleeping. <DM> [Tall Man]: Before you go, may you wish to sign up for a special guild room? <Wolfgang> Nah, I'm good. <DM> *Baegba, meanwhile, is too eager to get to his room. * Baegba goes back down and finds fishy. <Baegba> Oi, oi gots a groit oidea, if'n yews join, oi promise we'd be groit pals! <DM> [Tall Man]: With this guild room, you can store your items and other stuff, such as planning. Best of all, your equipment and plans will be stored in a database. <DM> [Tall Man]: We also have premium meals. * Baegba gives voice to Wolfgang * Darte squints. "A data base? Can we live in it?" <DM> [Tall Man]: Technically, yes. Actuality, no. * Baegba pokes Darte on da shoulder. <DM> [Tall Man]: We'll also provide you with some items and money from time to time. * Baegba motions upstairs, a mischevious grin on his face. Coming from a goron, it's creepy as heck. * Darte rolls his shoulders. "What's it take to get one of these neato gilded rooms? Is it gold gilded?" <DM> [Tall Man]: All it takes is a sign up from all of you, no charge. We actually do not get many new adventurers coming to this land. * Baegba will sign up for it. <DM> *The tall man sets aside the cleaned dishes. <Wolfgang> I'm not signing up. The chief would have my head. * Darte prepares to put his mark on the line. <Baegba> So dere's somefin' in da rooms da 'eats up da food so it's noice an' 'ot, roight? <DM> [Tall man]: Yes, we have premium meals for the party, including full restores. <Baegba> Dat works. Lead me to da guilty room! <DM> [Tall man]: Indeed. <DM> *A maid then comes up to the two of you, it would seem that she will take you both to the guild room. * Baegba follows da maid-desu. <DM> *The maid then waits for the others. <DM> *Also I forgot, but this music is playing in the background https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QV8ToTv8_U <Kefka> YouTube: DDBY - ts2 ハルトマンの妖怪少女 - Views: 6,417 - Length: 7:51 - Uploaded: 2012-07-20 - User: Flame Thunderbog - Likes: 71 - Dislikes: 0 * Darte trots after the bag. <Baegba> (you callin' me a bag?) * Wolfgang didn't get the special room and decides to just hang out in his own non special room. <DM> *The maid then takes the two of you to the special guild room, filled with chests and armor stands and a fancy round table. <Baegba> Dat works. We'z gonna works on our masta plan 'ere, dat foine maidy? <DM> *Wolfgang means heads to his room, a plain room with a bed and all. <DM> *The maid then bows down to you, and then walks away. <Baegba> (OKAY DARTE, WE'RE ALONE, IT'S TIME- oh wow that DOES sound wrong........ fsteak) <Baegba> Oikay, so fishyboy... oi gots da bestest oidea. <DM> *The special room also contains a bunk bed. <DM> *In fact, it contains multiple. <Baegba> Dey said at noight, da theives an' assassins come out. Dat's cause it's dark out dere, roight? <Baegba> And den dis place 'az all da guards an' secoirity. * Darte takes a bunk bed and flops in it. "Your point?" <Baegba> So oi wus dinkin'... wot if... * Baegba lights up a fireball. <Baegba> .. it wasn't so dark at noight? <DM> *Darte is completely unphased by your aimless shenanigans. * Baegba sets the fireball on the round table, waiting for it to catch on fire. <DM> *Baegba, you attempt to set fire on the round table, but nothing happens to it. It seems to not be flammable. <Baegba> ..... wot? <Baegba> Alroight, da table isn't so gud... BUT DA SHEETS... DEY MUST BE FLAMMABLE * Baegba aims at the bed that Darte is in and fires a fireball at it, hoping to catch the bed sheets on fire! <Baegba> $30d10 <Navi> Baegba: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 4, 1, 7, 6, 6, 7, 1, 7, 5, 9, 9, 7, 7, 1, 5, 10, 9, 5, 4, 10, 7, 2, 3, 10, 4, 4, 4, 2 and 3. Total: 164. Successes: 21. * Darte curses and flips the tab-- bunk at his present antagonist. <DM> *You attempt to catch the sheets on fire, but instead, you were so accurate that you end up firing at your friend. <Baegba> ... oops. <DM> *The bedsheets, meanwhile, did not catch on fire for some reason. <Baegba> (HAX) <Baegba> (Darn, my plan is failing...... I SHALL HAVE TO TRY IT ANOTHER DAY...) <Darte> $24d10 <Navi> Darte: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 6, 7, 10, 3, 3, 5, 10, 3, 2, 5, 2, 10, 1, 9, 1, 6, 8, 10, 10, 2, 10, 6 and 3. Total: 141. Successes: 21. <Baegba> ...... really <Baegba> ROLLOFF <Baegba> $30d10 <Navi> Baegba: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 6, 7, 6, 10, 8, 9, 8, 4, 6, 7, 7, 8, 2, 7, 1, 4, 1, 2, 4, 1, 10, 4, 6, 8, 4, 6, 9, 3 and 2. Total: 162. Successes: 19. <Darte> $24d10 <Navi> Darte: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 5, 7, 9, 10, 6, 7, 8, 4, 10, 3, 1, 7, 1, 3, 3, 1, 6, 3, 3, 9, 4, 3 and 3. Total: 118. Successes: 13. <Orithan> -.- <DM> *Darte then catches on fire, annnnnd... Due to the bed, he takes no damage and is later put out. <Baegba> (crap) <Baegba> (whelp, derailment attempts failed) <Baegba> (DM, is it nighttime by now? <DM> [I did say it was evening] <DM> *It is currently heading to nighttime. <Baegba> (close enough) <DM> *You know, from evening time. * Wolfgang is now known as Dhoo <Baegba> Well den, oi guess dat didn't werky. Sorry fishy guy. * Baegba rolls on over to a bed, gives up on his infallible plan, and tries to get some shuteye. * Darte scowls, dusting himself off. "Just don't do it again. You'll ruin my tan." <Baegba> (.............. wh- * Dhoo KICKS OPEN THE DOOR TO DHOO'S PARTY MEMBER'S ROOM! <Dhoo> COME LITTLE TINY BABIES THERE IS EVIL OUTSIDE!! <DM> *The door is kicked open, and the rebounds into Dhoo. <Dhoo> DHOO WISHES TO FIGHT THESE ASSASSINS! <Dhoo> AND OR THIEVES! <DM> *The door then just rebounds off of Dhoo and stays against the wall. * Darte screams. "I THINK I FOUND SOMETHING TO FIGHT ALRIGHT" * Baegba rolls up. <Baegba> WAIT, YER ROIGHT <Baegba> DA INN CAN'T BE SET ON FOIRE <Baegba> BUT DA WORLD CAN <Baegba> LET'S DO ET * Dhoo GRABS BAEGBA IN ONE HAND AND DARTE IN THE OTHER. * Dhoo KICKS OPEN THE WINDOW. * Dhoo JUMPS OUT. <DM> *The window is kicked opened, and the rebounds into place. <DM> *Also, Dhoo, roll Courage. <Dhoo> $24D10 <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 1, 6, 5, 10, 9, 6, 1, 3, 3, 10, 2, 9, 6, 10, 2, 6, 3, 3, 2, 3, 5, 5 and 4. Total: 124. Successes: 17. <DM> *Dhoo, you land perfectly.... On the fence. <Baegba> (oh f- <Dhoo> DHOO IS A MASTER OF BALANCE! <Baegba> (wait, where does that put fishy and me? <DM> *Unfortunately, you have to roll power for carrying the other two. <Dhoo> $26D10 <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 8, 7, 8, 1, 9, 1, 1, 9, 7, 6, 9, 5, 1, 10, 7, 3, 9, 9, 1, 4, 8, 3, 10, 1 and 5. Total: 152. Successes: 20. <DM> *And the other two also have to roll power, for weight. <Baegba> $25d10 <Navi> Baegba: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 3, 9, 6, 7, 8, 3, 3, 6, 4, 2, 7, 5, 1, 3, 10, 9, 7, 10, 8, 4, 3, 6, 2 and 4. Total: 132. Successes: 15. * Baegba tries to use a fireball to help blast himself upwards and over the fence. Shall I roll wisdom, DM? <Darte> $10d10 <Navi> Darte: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 10, 7, 9, 10, 1, 1, 3, 10 and 6. Total: 67. Successes: 11. <Baegba> (one of my hands is free) <DM> *Due to the weight of your fellow part members combined, Dhoo currently loses three dice on everything. <DM> *Baegba, you meanwhile try to fireball something, but what? The fence? Dhoo? Yourself? <Dhoo> DHOO IS STRONG LIKE A VERY STRONG THING THAT IS COMPAREABLE IN STRENGTH TO DHOO!! <Baegba> (uhh, the ground. The idea is the explosion from the ground propels me upwards enough to push me over the fence so Dhoo no longer has to try and pull me upwards. <DM> *Roll wisdom then. <Baegba> $30d10 <Navi> Baegba: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 8, 9, 2, 4, 2, 3, 10, 7, 4, 2, 6, 2, 9, 5, 10, 2, 8, 6, 4, 2, 5, 4, 8, 4, 3, 9, 4, 6 and 9. Total: 166. Successes: 18. <DM> *Congratulations, you went up only six feet into the air, and then you land on the ground next to the fence. <Baegba> (WHOO! <Dhoo> WHERE ARE YOU TINY ASSASSINS? DHOO WISHES TO VISIT JUSTICE UPON YOUR ROTTEN FACES!! <Baegba> Dat 'ow et's done, be et urr yus! <DM> *Apparently, despite all the noise, no thieves and other thugs come upon you. <Dhoo> THIS DISAPPOINTS DHOO FOR SEVERAL REASONS. <Baegba> Hmm, maybe we just needs ta go furthah, away from da inn. Dey did say da inn was 'ighly secure.. <Dhoo> COME WEAK TEAMMATES LET US FIND SOMETHING TO FIGHT. * Darte wriggles like a writhing trout in the wolf's grip, still screaming manically. * Dhoo CARRIES BAEGBA AND DARTE AROUND LOOKING FOR THE EVIL THINGIES. * Baegba summons a Bright Ember (hey, it's listed as one of my spells legitly), and uses it without actually firing it, creating a bright torch. <DM> *Dhoo carries an empty hand and Darte around. * Baegba rolls alongside Dhoo. <DM> *Baegba, you create a torch, somehow. <DM> *Upon traveling a bit, you all end up at the center of Port Eluryh. <DM> *No noise happens. <Baegba> Hmm.... <DM> *In the dark, you can see an array of signs. They seem to be pointing towards different directions. <Dhoo> OH NO DHOO IS VERY RICH AND WEALTHY AND TOTALLY ALONE AND UNARMED!! DHOO HOPES SOMEONE DOESN'T TRY TO ROB OR KILL POOR TOTALLY ALONE AND VUNERABLE DHOO!! * Baegba proceeds to try and read the signs. <DM> *The signs read different sections of Port Eluryh, and one sign in the middle points north, heading towards the fields. <Baegba> Fields... da fields of war! * Baegba rolls north! * Darte screams, "Can't we find a NICE field? English? Science!?" * Dhoo FOLLOWS BAEGBA, HOPING TO FIND AN ASSASSIN TO FIGHT ON THE WAY. <Baegba> (too late, da rollin' hath started) <DM> *The party heads to the north, into the southern part of the Geulia Fields <DM> *Since it is night, this music plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBdhxJTehdo <Kefka> YouTube: Hyrule Field Night Theme - The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess Music Extended - Views: 139,298 - Length: 30:00 - Uploaded: 2013-08-12 - User: BrawlBRSTMs3 X - Likes: 1,162 - Dislikes: 7 <Dhoo> DHOO DOES NOT TRUST "FIELDS". THEY ARE SUSPICIOUS. <Baegba> Oi say we burn da fields on foire! <Dhoo> NO. THE FIENDS ARE NOT A CHALLENGE. <Baegba> DA FIENDS? OR DA FIELDS? <Dhoo> AND BY FIENDS DHOO MEANS FIELDS. <Dhoo> DHOO IS JUST THAT HYPED TO FIGHT. <Baegba> THEN FOIGHT ME * Darte screeches, "WHY DID YOU TAKE US TO FIENDISH FIELDS?" <DM> *From where you are all standing, there is a path heading north and another path heading east. There is no path west, but there is a small way to pass through the trees. <Dhoo> EH? ARE YOU SURE? <Baegba> (holy crap, how many paths lead to paths) <Baegba> (nope, we're done with paths) <Baegba> (I'm choosing the only path I can choose) * Baegba turns and looks at Dhoo. <Baegba> OI CHOOSE DA WUN AN' ONLY PATH * Dhoo GRIPS DARTE WITH BOTH HANDS. <Baegba> YEW 'AULED ME UP 'ERE TO DA FIELDS O' WAR. <Baegba> IT'S TOIM... FER US TA FOIGHT! <Baegba> OI CHALLENGE YEW, MONO E MONO! <DM> *Nothing comes out. <Dhoo> DOES LITTLE FISH MAN COUNT AS WEAPON OR AS MONO? <Darte> "I'LL GIVE YOU MONO YOU FURRY BRAT NOW PUT ME DOWN!!!" * Baegba draw- oh crap what the heck IS my gear. * Dhoo GENTLEY SETS DARTE DOWN. * Dhoo PATS DARTE'S HEAD. <DM> *You all are just dilly-dally-ing around in the fields. <Dhoo> NOW MOVE GUPPY. THIS FAT SACK OF ROCKS WISHES TO FIGHT THE GREAT AND MIGHTY DHOO! <Dhoo> NO WEAPONS! NO MAGIC! <Baegba> .... so oi can't set yew on fire? <Dhoo> YOU WISH TO FIGHT DHOO? YOU MUST FIGHT BY LUCHADORE RULES! <Baegba> DAT'S JUST AN EXCUSE, YER JUST A FRAIDY CAT! <Baegba> OI NEED ONLY MAH OWN RULES! * Darte steps back, knock-kneed. "U-uh. I'll. Ref?" * Baegba picks up an extremely large Slam Hammer, a Magic Shield, and has Magnetic Armor on. <Dhoo> RRRRRRRRRR FINE DHOO IS THE BEST. YOU CAN USE YOUR LITTLE TOOTHPICKS. * Baegba switches out, no slam hammer. * Baegba uses uhh... Hammerhead! <Baegba> $init r <Navi> Baegba: No battle in progress. <Baegba> $init 1d10 <Navi> Baegba: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7. <Dhoo> $INIT 1D11 <Navi> Dhoo: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4. <Baegba> $init s <Navi> Round 1: Baegba and Dhoo <Baegba> IT'S TOIM TA DETERMINE WHICH WUN OF US IS DA BIGGEST AN' DA BADDEST DERE IS! <DM> *Just a reminder, I will not be running this battle, you two will. * Baegba starts off by casting PSI Flare at Dhoo! (Roll Wisdom) <Baegba> $25d10 <Navi> Baegba: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 5, 6, 8, 6, 9, 10, 9, 9, 6, 2, 10, 1, 4, 9, 6, 3, 10, 4, 8, 4, 5, 3, 7 and 3. Total: 157. Successes: 21. <Dhoo> $10D10 <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 10, 2, 1, 5, 10, 10, 9, 6 and 7. Total: 67. Successes: 11. * Baegba starts the battle off by setting the doggy on fire. <Dhoo> $2D10 <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5 and 4. Total: 9. Successes: 1. <Dhoo> 11H 5M * Baegba uses Veil of FLames as a support action. * Baegba casts it on himself. <Baegba> 10h, 9m <Baegba> $endturn <Navi> Round 1: Baegba and Dhoo <Baegba> Hah! Whatcha gunna do bout DAT? * Darte watches the two duke it out, eyes wide, before trying to slink back off in the direction of... wait, where's town... <DM> *Darte, you contemplate about what the others are doing. <Dhoo> DHOO ENRAGES!! <Dhoo> -3 HEARTS +6 DICE FOR NEXT ATTACK!! <Dhoo> 8H 5M <Baegba> (whoops, I just cast veil of flames on myself when according to this, I can't actually use it on myself. Uhh.... Darte, you now have a veil of flames aroun- no wait you're water affinity too. Nvm, I just wasted a spell <Dhoo> +2 FROM DARTE +2 ATTACK DICE <Dhoo> +10 <Dhoo> SLASH!! <DM> *Suddenly, a pebble shifts to the west, reluctant of the lack of plot. <Dhoo> $31D10 <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 3, 3, 3, 5, 2, 3, 9, 10, 9, 2, 10, 2, 9, 3, 7, 2, 10, 10, 8, 9, 1, 8, 3, 1, 8, 2, 6, 5, 6 and 10. Total: 176. Successes: 23. <Baegba> $9d10 <Navi> Baegba: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 9, 2, 3, 4, 3, 6, 2 and 3. Total: 33. Successes: 2. * Baegba is HIT! <Baegba> *Despite Magnetic Armor halving the damage..... I'm still oneshotted <Baegba> HAH I LIVE * Darte holds his rerolls firmly in his bag. He won't risk taking Nebby out. * Baegba has HANGING ON * Baegba LIVES........ with 1 heart and 0 magic. <Baegba> OI KNEW DAT WOULD BE 'ELPFUL <DM> *Just then, a random rock plops itself in the middle of the fight. <Baegba> WAT DA F- <Baegba> OI YEW FISHY, DID YEW DO DAT? <DM> *Another rock is thrown at Baegba's backside of his head. <Baegba> (do I roll anything for that one? <DM> *You do not take damage, but you take knockback. <Orithan> ... <Orithan> PVP * Baegba gets pushed around a bit. * Baegba tries to roll around the boulder and then uhhh <DM> *Baegba, you roll around a small rock. * Baegba puts the hammer and shield away- oh god dangit, lol * Baegba then uses...... POWER PAAAAAAWWWWWWWNCH on Dhoo! (Roll Power) <Baegba> $39d10 <Navi> Baegba: You rolled 39 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 3, 3, 6, 2, 6, 3, 3, 5, 2, 1, 3, 3, 9, 6, 3, 7, 7, 8, 1, 3, 7, 2, 1, 8, 5, 4, 1, 1, 6, 4, 5, 8, 6, 1, 10, 1, 3 and 3. Total: 165. Successes: 18. <Baegba> (NAAAAAAAAAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII) * DM pokes a reroll on Baegba <Dhoo> $28D10 <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 4, 3, 9, 7, 2, 4, 9, 8, 1, 7, 9, 3, 3, 10, 4, 1, 4, 7, 2, 5, 2, 5, 9, 10, 1, 9 and 9. Total: 153. Successes: 17. <Baegba> (oh thanks) <Baegba> $39d10 <Navi> Baegba: You rolled 39 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 1, 1, 8, 5, 4, 6, 1, 6, 9, 10, 4, 9, 6, 2, 2, 8, 2, 5, 9, 6, 1, 1, 10, 3, 5, 8, 3, 6, 6, 2, 8, 7, 2, 5, 1, 6, 10 and 2. Total: 192. Successes: 25. * Darte looks for a rock to hide behind. * Baegba punches Dhoo down to 1 heart. <Dhoo> 1H 5M REALLY REALLY MAD <Baegba> MONO E MONO * Orithan eats popcorn * Baegba drops to 0 courage and 20 wisdom. <Dhoo> G O U R D C R U S H E R!!!!!!!!!!!!! <Dhoo> $26D10 <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 9, 1, 4, 8, 7, 6, 9, 5, 7, 3, 3, 2, 4, 3, 1, 7, 8, 8, 9, 4, 4, 10, 1, 10 and 2. Total: 136. Successes: 15. * Baegba gets both his magic balls he was juggling earlier and his gourd crushed horribly and painfully. <Baegba> (and that was just the grabbing part) <DM> *Just then, a random hookshot latches onto Dhoo, or, well, attempts to. <Dhoo> $30D10 <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 10, 7, 6, 2, 8, 4, 3, 2, 1, 9, 7, 9, 3, 3, 1, 5, 4, 5, 8, 4, 1, 6, 2, 10, 9, 5, 9, 10 and 4. Total: 163. Successes: 20. <Baegba> $25d10 <Navi> Baegba: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 5, 4, 8, 10, 5, 6, 4, 7, 7, 4, 6, 3, 3, 8, 5, 4, 3, 9, 8, 10, 2, 8, 5 and 3. Total: 138. Successes: 17. * Baegba FAILS! * Baegba takes 3 + 8 = 11/2 rounded = 6 damage * Baegba got SMAAAAAAAAASHED into after an impressive (read: failed attempt) duel against the mighty Luchadore Wolfos, DHOO! <Dhoo> AHHHHH DHOO IS STILL THE GREATEST!! <Baegba> *Also Dhoo, there's a hookshot on ya. DM, given Dhoo was distracted, I vote that was an auto-success. <Dhoo> EH WHAT! <DM> *Due to DM's headache, Dhoo now has a thief on him, attempting to steal something. <Dhoo> DHOO HAS NO TIME FOR HOOKSHOTS! DHOO IS VICTORIOUS! <Dhoo> RRRRRR DHOO WILL CRUSH SMALL THIEF!! * Dhoo GRABS THIEF WITH GRAPPLE. <Dhoo> ROLL POWER <DM> Power Roll Steal: <DM> $20d10 <Navi> DM: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 4, 8, 7, 3, 1, 7, 8, 4, 5, 8, 9, 10, 1, 6, 6, 4, 1, 9 and 6. Total: 115. Successes: 14. <DM> Courage Roll Steal: <DM> $30d10 <Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 3, 9, 10, 2, 7, 10, 3, 5, 5, 6, 2, 8, 3, 8, 1, 4, 5, 8, 8, 9, 5, 6, 9, 5, 1, 4, 9, 1 and 2. Total: 166. Successes: 21. <DM> Wisdom Roll Steal: <DM> $25d10 <Navi> DM: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 9, 5, 4, 9, 6, 10, 8, 9, 5, 3, 5, 6, 10, 8, 4, 10, 1, 8, 8, 8, 7, 2, 4 and 5. Total: 159. Successes: 22. <Dhoo> $26D10 <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 4, 9, 5, 5, 10, 10, 4, 5, 3, 2, 1, 3, 10, 9, 7, 2, 4, 3, 2, 1, 6, 2, 1, 4 and 9. Total: 128. Successes: 15. <Baegba> (FAIL on power!) <Dhoo> $24D10 <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 1, 10, 2, 5, 6, 6, 4, 1, 1, 4, 1, 4, 8, 3, 6, 8, 6, 6, 7, 3, 8, 1 and 5. Total: 115. Successes: 14. <Dhoo> $10D10 <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 1, 1, 10, 2, 5, 9, 10, 5 and 9. Total: 61. Successes: 9. <Baegba> (Success on courage!) <Baegba> (Success on Wisdom!) <DM> *The Thief then steals the Luchador Mask, and then attempts to escape! <Dhoo> RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <Dhoo> RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGH * Baegba would attempt to defend, but he's ded. <Baegba> (So Dhoo w/o mask = RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGH) <DM> *The Thief attempts to Outwit Dhoo * Baegba would attempt to help, but his balls were extinguished and his gourd got pwned. * Dhoo TRIES TO GRAB THE THIEF. <DM> Outwit: <DM> Roll your Courage +3 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice <DM> Damage: None <DM> EFFECT: If your successes are higher than the average successes of your enemies, you (specifically) escape from the current battle. <DM> $28d10 <Navi> DM: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 10, 5, 8, 3, 5, 8, 6, 5, 1, 3, 8, 7, 1, 4, 2, 8, 6, 9, 8, 1, 7, 9, 1, 7, 10, 5 and 6. Total: 155. Successes: 21. <Baegba> (Darte should actually be able to join on this roll) <Dhoo> $10D10 <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 10, 4, 1, 9, 8, 8, 1, 3 and 6. Total: 60. Successes: 8. <Baegba> (I'd join, but again... read gourd results) <DM> *Darte, meanwhile, is off to the side. <Baegba> (whelp) <DM> *And the Thief hightails to the east. * Darte stands, mouth agape, at angry RRRAAAGHHH-Dhoo. * Dhoo GRABS BOTH OF HIS USELESS PARTY MEMBERS AND RUNS AFTER THE THIEF. * Dhoo THROWS DARTE AT THE RETREATING THIEF. <DM> *Dhoo, you follow the thief, roll courage. <DM> *You also throw Darte at the Thief, roll the usual. * Darte is being railwolved <DM> *And due to the slight headache DM has, stuff happens. * Baegba is being ragdoll'd, still unconscious <Dhoo> $28D10 <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 8, 6, 9, 5, 3, 10, 9, 4, 8, 4, 2, 5, 4, 9, 4, 5, 6, 3, 10, 1, 2, 9, 5, 3, 7, 2 and 1. Total: 150. Successes: 18. <Dhoo> $21D10 <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 4, 6, 3, 1, 2, 2, 6, 4, 2, 4, 8, 9, 8, 9, 4, 2, 8, 7, 6 and 4. Total: 107. Successes: 10. <DM> *Dhoo, you run at the speed of mediocre, and you also throw Darte towards the Thief. Due to the laws of physics, the projectile that is Darte is going at a speed of about 7m/s, and just lands onto the ground, next to the Thief still on the loose. The Thief trips on a random pebble. * Dhoo JUMPS ON THE THIEF AND HITS HIM REPEATEDLY WITH BAEGBA. <DM> *The Thief also drops the mask, but then the pause menu comes up * Darte loses an inch off his chin. <DM> *SESSION END <Baegba> *ERROR, GAME CANNOT COMPREHEND MADNESS <Darte> UP NEXT: Son of the Mask * Baegba is now known as WindStrike <WindStrike> alrighty, thanks for session sire <DM> *And thus concludes the prologue of our new adventure. |