Zelda Universe RPG

<SubconsciousEye> $lovecalc WindStrike, GRANDDAD
<Kefka> The chance of a successful sexual relationship between WindStrike and GRANDDAD is 100%.

<SubconsciousEye> $lovecalc WindStrike, catgirls
<Kefka> The chance of a successful sexual relationship between WindStrike and catgirls is 90%.

<Sephiroth> $lovecalc SubconsciousEye, catgirls
<Kefka> The chance of a successful sexual relationship between SubconsciousEye and catgirls is 98%.

<Lunaria> $lovecalc Windstrike, Kefka
<Kefka> The chance of a successful sexual relationship between Windstrike and Kefka is 99%.
<WindStrike> ..................
For anyone wondering, yes, he quit:
* WindStrike has quit (Quit: I'm out.)

<Nimono> $lovecalc Dex, shenanigans
<Kefka> The chance of a successful sexual relationship between Dex and shenanigans is 0%.
<Nimono> :O
<Nimono> IMPOSSIBLE

<Sephiroth> $lovecalc Dex, Derailing the plot
<Kefka> The chance of a successful sexual relationship between Dex and Derailing the plot is 85%.

<Nimono> $lovecalc Nimono, Spinner
<Kefka> The chance of a successful sexual relationship between Nimono and Spinner is 92%.
<WindStrike> .......
<WindStrike> god dangit nappa

<Lunaria> $lovecalc WindStrike, spinner
<Kefka> The chance of a successful sexual relationship between WindStrike and spinner is 75%.

<Nimono> $lovecalc WindStrike, not paying attention
<Kefka> The chance of a successful sexual relationship between WindStrike and not paying attention is 99%.

<Sephiroth> $lovecalc WindStrike, Yoshi's Tongue
<Kefka> The chance of a successful sexual relationship between WindStrike and Yoshi's Tongue is 98%.
* WindStrike has quit (Quit: I'M DONE)

<Orithan> $lovecalc SilvaGunner, Youtube Auto-ID
<Kefka> The chance of a successful sexual relationship between SilvaGunner and Youtube Auto-ID is 100%.
<Orithan> Called it
<Sephiroth>
<Orithan> SilvaGunna's gonna get taken down

<Sephiroth> $lovecalc SubconsiousEye, Yoshi's Tongue
<Kefka> The chance of a successful sexual relationship between SubconsciousEye and Yoshi's Tongue is 100%.
<SubconsiousEye> Well.
<SubconsiousEye> Guess it's back to napping.

<&Orithan> $lovecalc Fran, AbsentThirdEye
<&Kefka> The chance of a successful sexual relationship between Fran and AbsentThirdEye is 100%.

<Orithan> $lovecalc Dex, Eyegouging
<Kefka> The chance of a successful sexual relationship between Dex and Eyegouging is 100%.
<Orithan> Perfect

<AbsentThirdEye> $lovecalc WindStrike, Cuil Theory
<Kefka> The chance of a successful sexual relationship between WindStrike and Cuil Theory is 100%.
<AbsentThirdEye> Perfect
<AbsentThirdEye> Absolutely
<AbsentThirdEye> Perfect